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Psychic Octopus' Protege Ready To Take The Throne
Paul the psychic octopus is dead, but there's a new hope: "'Behind the scenes, a young Paul is already acclimatizing himself, he was meant to be trained by Paul the First in the coming weeks,' aquarium officials said." That is some crazy-ass Dalai Lama-type shit going on over there in Germany.
Maybe I'm reading too much into your choice of the words "a new hope," but I'm seeing this as more of a Yoda/Luke Skywalker-type situation.
I tip my hat to the thorough obituary, but I've been burned before by this sort of crass, commercialized, magic-killing treatment.
Le Poulpe Est Mort, Vive Le Poulpe!
Shoulda been "La Pieuvre," but that was two syllables and the wrong gender.
If things don't work out for new Paul, I have heard that he's interested in about 8 new openings in the Japanese porn industry.
Outsourcing has really put a hit on dildolphin employment