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Our Taiwanese Animator Friends Explain Brett Favre (And America)
Actually this is very helpful to those of us who know nothin' about sports. Now I get it why those cheeseheads sports fans are so angry. Also now I understand how they conduct investigations at the NFL-they hang you upside down I guess, like in Ye Olden Tymes. Also something about how the male gaze is actually a laser.
I love the word 'pecker' so much. Is it the best slang word for penis or am I completely missing something amazing? (I've just googled this and actually maybe 'Alabama black snake' is better.)
'Tallywhacker' do anything for you?
Meh – it's too fey sounding, too British. I bet Balk loves it though!
Sigh. Know nuthin', indeed. Many "cheeseheads" are actually enjoying watching Favre twist in the wind, especially since he's losing games in addition.
http://theangryt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/3922972093_d3f96fc57d.jpg
Amen. Leaving the Packers was bad enough, but I totally lost respect for the guy after his never-ending dithering about whether he was or was not coming back to play again. The fact that he's now showing pictures of his junk to random strangers is totally not surprising.
"Best first person shooter ever!"
- Kotaku
Startlingly accurate.
His penis is a triumph of capitalism.
Over it.
Is that… Is that Bill Clinton at the end? With Tiger? And a cigar?
I'm pretty sure that's Teddy Roosevelt. Wait. Does he have glasses and a mustache? I can both see and not see them. It's like an optical illusion Roosevelt.
I was sure it was Bill Clinton, too, then I noticed the mustache. Is that a mustache? Or just a digital artifact?
I can't wait to read Daniel Henninger's Wall Street Journal op-ed column on this. It will be easy to summarize: "It needs to be said. Bret Favere's actions in respect to everyone everywhere is a smashing victory for free-market capitalism."