This solicitation was recently received by a TV person out on the other coast. They say “leave an impression and you’ll get remembered!” I suppose that works even if the impression is rather creepy. For reasons of politeness, we’ve obscured this actor’s last name. (And to be fair, it’s not like my handwriting’s any good either, though it is less rapistey.) But if you’re interested in hiring this young man, let us know, and we’ll make contact!