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Have You Applied to be Editor of 'Newsweek' Yet?
The video explains all. Apply within: nwktumblr@gmail.com. Or just mail it to 395 Hudson Street, NY NY 10014, ATTN: I WILL EDIT YOUR MAGAZINE THE BEST I PROMISE.







Maybe try a little lipstick Tina Brown? Go ahead, you can just do it at home, in your bathroom; no one will see.
But you might like it…
My ONE SHOT at editing Newsweek, and I treat it like a joke.
I'd love to apply, but I'm not sure I could afford the paycut from my Pennysaver delivery route.
In lieu of a resume, I'm going to submit a modest portfolio of beginner-level animated GIFs.