Monday, October 18th, 2010
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Please enjoy this bizarre story of lusty and vengeful young conservatives.

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deepomega (#1,720)

Seavey's personal ad is a goldmine. He refers to men as "fellas", and empathizes with serial killers.

What I'm saying is, is there something you want to tell us, STC?

saythatscool (#101)

That guy's got a haircut you can set your watch to.

All kidding aside, I'm scared of him and I once met Rick James and Linda Blair at a luau.

mathnet (#27)

Oh he's an asshole. But he's not all wrong!

The mental image of Seavey saying "fellas" is what puts it over the top. I imagine him saying it belligerently, starting with the angry fricative "f," all the way to the open-mouthed, exposed-teeth rictus grin at the end. "Women, huh. Can't kill 'em, haha, right FELLAS?"

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

I can't decide what's harder to believe: that Seavey really thinks gems like "non-monster woman" will net him a girlfriend, or that with this article, Tucker Carlson has managed to be intentionally funny – if only peripherally.

MikeBarthel (#1,884)

While the guy is a creep, this does lend support to my theory that all conservative sex is hatefucking.

keisertroll (#1,117)

I was once on the path to conservative closetedness. Someone like Helen would've probably made a good beard for me.

zidaane (#373)

hatemindfucking

KarenUhOh (#19)

Proves what I've suspected all along. These people have no private parts.

garge (#736)

Just 'wow'; the Daily Caller's except was actually some of the less crazy crazy. As I recall, 2007 was the tail end of the heady, uninhabited personal Internet, but yeesh.

Super shocked that three years later he's still single. What. A. Catch.

@garge: Holy crap, right? Come for the C-Span vendetta-driven oversharing; stay for the serial-killer-sympathizing personal ad.

laloca03 (#8,010)

oh, good grief. i've known todd for 20 years, and he's one of the most gentle people i know. not the best choice of venue to air out some of the dirty laundry, but it did make for some amusing c-spannage.

KarenUhOh (#19)

It's not nearly as awkward as that time Al Gore played Tipper's Geto Boys albums on "All Things Considered."

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