The mental image of Seavey saying "fellas" is what puts it over the top. I imagine him saying it belligerently, starting with the angry fricative "f," all the way to the open-mouthed, exposed-teeth rictus grin at the end. "Women, huh. Can't kill 'em, haha, right FELLAS?"
I can't decide what's harder to believe: that Seavey really thinks gems like "non-monster woman" will net him a girlfriend, or that with this article, Tucker Carlson has managed to be intentionally funny – if only peripherally.
Just 'wow'; the Daily Caller's except was actually some of the less crazy crazy. As I recall, 2007 was the tail end of the heady, uninhabited personal Internet, but yeesh.
oh, good grief. i've known todd for 20 years, and he's one of the most gentle people i know. not the best choice of venue to air out some of the dirty laundry, but it did make for some amusing c-spannage.
Seavey's personal ad is a goldmine. He refers to men as "fellas", and empathizes with serial killers.
What I'm saying is, is there something you want to tell us, STC?
That guy's got a haircut you can set your watch to.
All kidding aside, I'm scared of him and I once met Rick James and Linda Blair at a luau.
Oh he's an asshole. But he's not all wrong!
The mental image of Seavey saying "fellas" is what puts it over the top. I imagine him saying it belligerently, starting with the angry fricative "f," all the way to the open-mouthed, exposed-teeth rictus grin at the end. "Women, huh. Can't kill 'em, haha, right FELLAS?"
I can't decide what's harder to believe: that Seavey really thinks gems like "non-monster woman" will net him a girlfriend, or that with this article, Tucker Carlson has managed to be intentionally funny – if only peripherally.
While the guy is a creep, this does lend support to my theory that all conservative sex is hatefucking.
I was once on the path to conservative closetedness. Someone like Helen would've probably made a good beard for me.
hatemindfucking
Proves what I've suspected all along. These people have no private parts.
Just 'wow'; the Daily Caller's except was actually some of the less crazy crazy. As I recall, 2007 was the tail end of the heady, uninhabited personal Internet, but yeesh.
Super shocked that three years later he's still single. What. A. Catch.
@garge: Holy crap, right? Come for the C-Span vendetta-driven oversharing; stay for the serial-killer-sympathizing personal ad.
oh, good grief. i've known todd for 20 years, and he's one of the most gentle people i know. not the best choice of venue to air out some of the dirty laundry, but it did make for some amusing c-spannage.
It's not nearly as awkward as that time Al Gore played Tipper's Geto Boys albums on "All Things Considered."