Are Dolphins Talking About Us Behind Our Backs?
Cool! Dolphins apparently change their clicking and whistle sounds in the presence of other species of dolphins in order to better communicate with each other. Or so indicates the audio research of biologist Laura May-Collado of the University of Puerto Rico, who recorded pods of bottlenose dolphins and Guyana dolphins separately, and then as they came into contact with each other off the coast of Costa Rica. As Dr. May-Collado told BBC Earth News:
"I was surprised by these findings, as I was expecting both species to emphasise, perhaps exaggerate, their species-specific signals. Instead the signals recorded during these encounters became more homogenous. This was a very exciting discovery."
It was! And not just because we now know that these highly intelligent cetaceans are probably conspiring against humans in their underwater language codes. (Or, at the very least, making fun of us.) But also because it presents an opportunity for me to recommend that you read this article about Dr. John Cunningham Lilly from the May/June issue of Orion magazine. I just read it recently, and it's great!
A sort of real-life Dr. Doolittle, Lilly was experimenting on dolphin brains in the late '50s, when, as one of his unlucky specimens was dying, it emitted a "wheezing phonations that Lilly interpreted as an effort to mimic the voices of the laboratory personnel." Feeling himself on the verge of a monumentally important scientific discovery, Lilly spent the next decade trying his darnedest to "break through" our inter-special barrier with dolphins and establish real communication with them. He got millions of dollars in grant money and published a very succesful book, Man and Dolphin, and got a credit line on the 1963 movie Flipper. He was also the inspiration for William Hurt's character in Altered States. His story takes us
through the strange history of postwar American science and culture, and the unbraiding of a set of unlikely historical threads: Cold War brain science, military bioacoustics, Hollywood mythopoesis, and early LSD experimentation.
J. Edgar Hoover, extra-terrestrial research and interspecies sexual congress, too! Please read it. I'm telling you, it's got it all.






Blog post title of the day.
They smile and smile, but it's so obvious they just really hate our guts.
Their phony inter-species accents are so annoying.
This means something. In the Great Primate Wars of 2012, the bottlenosed ones will be valuable allies against the monkey horde.
They could turn the whole thing. And I'm not entirely confident we have their allegiance. They seem pretty sore about all that oil and the plastic six-pack rings and stuff. If the orangutans and silverbacks were to somehow get a hold of a big enough bucket of smelt, the dolphins could go against us. They're basically swimming Hessians.
At their aquatic hearts, they are all rapists Dave. We'll just give them some sluts and secure eternal allegiance. It's war, and I'm in it to win it.
That was way too long for internet reading and you made me read it, Dave. And I'm so impressed. Sagan! Szilard! Bateson! Also the early-to-mid-'60's was a hot money time for DARPA and this kind of stuff was just in the air. Maybe in the water too.
Yeah. Sorry. It is long. I should have recommended printing it out.
People from the Caribbean and from South America also alter their accents when they come together. It's called the Miami effect.
Maybe it's time to reconsider building the Dolphin Embassy.
http://greg.org/archive/2010/06/01/cue_the_dolphin_embassy.html
I don't mind the dolphins talking about us behind our backs. It's that constant, grating laughter that drives me nuts.
THEY ALSO ENJOY ORGIES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pYQEVOrop8
Seriously Goonsy, it's 2:30 am and you're posting dolphin porn on the internet?
Come to think of it, that makes perfect sense. Carry on my gayward son.