Delaware GOP House nominee: "Next time your liberal friends talk about the separation of Church and State ask them why they're Nazis."
Sounds about right. When is the next sled dog team to Canada?
Delaware: The New South Carolina.
i'll trade you a glen urquhart for a nikki haley, a hootie and three blowfish.
That's ObersturmfÃ¼hrer Thomas Jefferson, to you.
Jefferson would become an "enemy of the people" if they could get away with it.
Why am I a Nazi? YOU find me a more slimming outfit for a Ortsgruppenleiter and we can talk.
"Next time your liberal friends talk about local food ask them why they're Know Nothings."
"Next time your liberal friends talk about an independent judiciary ask them why they're Korean-American."
"Next time your liberal friends talk about financial regulation ask them why they're Manchester supporters."
This is fun!
"Next time your liberal friends talk about health care reform ask them why they're klansmen."
"Next time your liberal friends talk about funding for public schools ask them why they're Yakuza."
"Why, thanks for asking! Gosh, it's been a part of me for so long, I almost don't know where to start.
My parents were sort of neutral about it — didn't really push me one way or the other. I guess the first big 'Aha!' moment for me was watching a Riefenstahl film during a sleepover at Timmy Johnson's house — that was probably in seventh grade…."
This is obviously a limp-wristed moderate. A real American would've asked why we're Muslim.
He's apologizing by insisting that the statement was "not as skillfully worded as I would like," and what he was really trying to say was "Let's all be careful about what phrases we use without thinking them through."
So … yeah. Point made.
Sound of Music, mostly
NOBODY EVER ASKED ME. But I knew. I knew.
American politicians really are the most amusing. In a kind of exasperatingly batshit way.
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