The reason I don't get on boats is an intense Piratophobia.
that and they are floating petri dishes.
The Corrections needed a scene like this.
The stationary camera makes it sooooo much funnier.
Why am I laughing so hard at this?
It's like a fucking Chaplin film!
If you say you laughed at this on Metafilter they get mad at you. Because people got hurt.
People getting hurt is funny. That's pretty much all of comedy isn't it? People getting physically, emotionally or intellectually hurt.
When I was in the Coast Guard (yes, I'm that gay), we would go through this elaborate procedure before leaving port called "Securing for Sea." This is why.
I call shenanigans. No one was puking.
Oh please. It's a boat, not a building. Securely attach anything with the potential to become hurty to the the floor, walls, and ceiling. (Tables, I'm looking at you!)People, when the boat starts heeling that severely, grab on to the bolted-down things and hold on.
Boats are awesome. People are idiots.
And for fuck's sake, does that blue cabinet have WHEELS!? YES I AM VICTIM-BLAMING BUT THAT CABINET IS ASKING FOR IT.
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