Friday, September 10th, 2010
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Tabloid Unveils Handy 9/11 Body Part Map! (And We Improved It)

DOWWWWNTOOOWWNNNNThe New York Post goes big on 9/10 glory with this map that explains where all the human remains were found downtown on 9/11. This isn't just a public service-it's also an argument about the appropriateness of having religious and community centers located downtown. Well we made their map better. Human remains: YOU'RE SHOPPING IN IT. You're BOXING IN IT. You're DRINKING IN IT and ATTENDING CUNY IN IT and you're GOLDMAN SACHSING IN IT.

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keisertroll (#1,117)

If only they did a diagram of where all the remains were found in the Giants Stadium demolition site.

Mount_Prion (#290)

Yeah. You make that diagram, you end up as a dot yourself.

hockeymom (#143)

Does that chart make us look fat?

*cough* well, someone ate the pie chart and it wasn't me.

You're fighting over 90% markdowns in it! You're Rexing in it!

Matt (#26)

YOU'RE BEING PROFILED BY THE OBSERVER IN IT!

Chris Plante (#7,300)

The squares have the circles cornered.

hman (#53)

It should come as a relief to Post readers that the red dots don't indicate where Hindus live.

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

Christians did much better job of neatly packing Muslim body parts in mass graves in the Balkans, so we can't blame them from keeping their heads so high in this whole controversy.

zidaane (#373)

Wind was blowing East I'm guessing?

Why were all those feet piled together?

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

To punish you people for failing to convert to metric system.

Christ, looking at that thing reveals the real horror: the bedbug epidemic is OUT OF HAND!

innag (#7,189)

What would be *really* fascinating is to track all the body parts that have been scattered in the area since the 1800's.

Mindpowered (#948)

Take red marker. Cover page in Red.

Rod T (#33)

No one ever mentions the Baña gay sex party on Maiden Lane.

La Cieca (#1,110)

That is the the first rule of Baña gay sex party.

Marco Romano (#4,090)

I googled Bana gay sex party on Maiden Lane. It's all on you tube. The hole thing.

a huge hug for each and every one of the commenters on this post!

Mount_Prion (#290)

I remember a story about somebody who was not allowed back in his apartment for weeks after the attack. When he came home, his apartment was cold because a window had been shattered in by an entire seat of the plane that had smashed through with human remains still strapped into it.

At the time I assumed it was an obviously fake urban legend, but now I have, uh, well, hope is the wrong word.

Dan Plesse@facebook (#214,097)

@Mount_Prion Do you have any more details, thanks. Photos etc.

Mount_Prion (#290)

Also, Gogol's nose? Still missing.

Dan Plesse@facebook (#214,097)

Tabloid Unveils Handy 9/11 Body Part Map Jon Stewart First Responders Fox News Al jazeera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2-SLhQ5n14

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