NFL Gives Viewers Good Reason For Super Bowl Halftime Bathroom Break

Good news: The NFL has reportedly decided to book a relatively current musical act for its halftime show for the first time since the Super Bowl XXXVIII Nipple Flash! Bad news: That act is apparently the exactingly safe hip-pop collective the Black Eyed Peas. Mitigating factor: Maybe this means we won’t see will.i.am during every other commercial break? [Via]