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"The pope did not go far enough. Radical atheists like the British Humanist Association should apologize for Hitler. But they should not stop there. They also need to issue an apology for the 67 million innocent men, women and children murdered under Stalin, and the 77 million innocent Chinese killed by Mao. Hitler, Stalin and Mao were all driven by a radical atheism, a militant and fundamentally dogmatic brand of secular extremism. It was this anti-religious impulse that allowed them to become mass murderers. By contrast, a grand total of 1,394 were killed during the 250 years of the Inquisition, most all of whom were murdered by secular authorities."
-Catholic League president Bill Donohue is keeping score.

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Slava (#216)

Sounds reasonable.

saythatscool (#101)

Actually I think Hitler used to promote Christianity as the foundation for his government, soooooo maybe Bill should be the sorry one?

*cough cough Crusades*

libmas (#231)

@Gef – without defending either the Crusades or Donohue, it is perhaps worth noting, if you're playing this sort of numbers game, that even the bloodiest estimates of deaths during the Crusades tops out at around 9 million. The 20th century does have the distinction of being the bloodiest and perhaps the least religious in history.

Van Buren Boy (#1,233)

@libmas: The world's population was also a lot higher in the 20th century than in the days of the Crusades. You can also look at the other human rights atrocities that have been done in the name of religion (i.e. slavery) that didn't necessarily result in death.

libmas (#231)

You certainly can, though it's not immediately clear to me that slavery was always or even mostly instituted/maintained in the name of religion. And while the 20th century population was certainly higher, I still think a pretty good case can be made that we got much more efficient and large-scale about killing in the past 100 years than we ever were before, smallpox blankets notwithstanding.

DMcK (#5,027)

Nonsense. The subjugation (and even genocide) of indigenous populations by Western, Christian imperialists in every corner of the globe (including the good ol' USA) was often justified in religious terms. "Godless heathens" and all that. And the Confederacy always, ALWAYS defended slavery as being an expression of God's natural order.

libmas (#231)

There were lots of slaves and slaveholding cultures long before Western Christian imperialists, DMcK, and a lot of those slaves were enslaved without any appeal to religion. And using religion as an excuse isn't quite the same thing as doing it in the name of religion. It was done in the name of profit. Religion was often hauled out to provide cover – defense for the practice, as you note.

@libmas, Van Buren Boy:

Georges-Bataille-style atrocity-pricing aside, is it more horrific to kill a staggering number of people with the benefit of modern technology, or to kill a smaller but still virtually unthinkable number of people despite your lack of it? Also, us humans are still pretty good at killing a lot of people in a short period of time without much in the way of modern mechanized warpower at all.

saythatscool (#101)

You people just fail to believe in the inherent goodness of the white man. That's your fucking problem.

libmas (#231)

We are indeed. And I sure don't want to get into arguments about what's more horrific than what. But I do think the bloodiest/perhaps least religious charge stands.

libmas (#231)

Whoops! My list bit was aimed at Gef.

HiredGoons (#603)

STORY OF THE EYE (where's Matt?)

BadUncle (#153)

FWIW, Popes Gregory IX and Nicolas V issued papal license and/or endorsement of slavery as a means of both punishment and conversion (largely of the Saracens, but also for use in the New World). That it wasn't until the 19th century that the Church wavered on the institution was largely seen by the Portuguese as an endorsement of the institution. Oh, and let's not forget Papal galley slaves.

DMcK (#5,027)

Let's also not forget that Manifest Destiny was pretty much a call from God to go slaughter native populations and steal their land.

@libmas: Donohue's is a false equivalence. The Crusades were explicitly religious — war for a particular religion's sake.* Hitler's war, and Stalin's and Mao's purges,** had anti-religious components, but only because they recognized that the religious power structures stood in the way of their dictatorial ambitions and they opted to dismantle rather than coopt them.

To be reductive, the Crusades were war in the service of religion; Hitler, Stalin and Mao waged atheism in the service of war. Their terrible activities may have been "bloodier than" the Crusades — no argument there — but they certainly weren't primarily about atheism the way the Crusades were primarily about religion.

Anyway.
*insofar as any war can be about anything other than seizing territory and power, and even the Crusades weren't purely "about religion" (cf. the Fourth Crusade)

**also: the French Revolution, the Khmer Rouge during the Cambodian civil war, etc.

libmas (#231)

@Gef: Fair nuff. I really wasn't trying to affirm Donohue in his criticism of the Pope. The "bloodiest century" bit, admittedly, is more of a reply to the notion that, if only we could get rid of religion, THEN things would be better.

Brian Patterson (#7,459)

I will take responsibility for all those things, but not on Yom Kippur. NOT on Yom Kippur.

BadUncle (#153)

I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

So I shouldn't build my secular humanist yurt near ground zero?

beatrixkiddo1 (#2,988)

This dude isn't really bringing the Inquisition into this is he?

Well, I certainly didn't expect that.

hockeymom (#143)

Nobody expects it.

beatrixkiddo1 (#2,988)

No one ever does…

flossy (#1,402)

"British Humanists should apologize for the actions of a genocidal maniac who bombed their their country," says man whose religion is headed by a former member of the Hitler Youth.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Shit. I'm still trying to get forgiven for the Huns.

Van Buren Boy (#1,233)

Donahue went on to say that athiests should also apologize for sunburn, mosquito bites, wet towels, and that annoying buzzing sound fluorescent lights make.

But the pope bears no responsibility for the sexual abuse perpetrated by the catholic clergy for decades that occured under the watch of a leadership which systematically tried to make the problem go away without punishing those who committed the crimes.

Makes perfect sense.

cherrispryte (#444)

Hey Billy baby – can I call you Billy baby? – let me direct you to a little thing called the Crusades. And Hitler sounded just as anti-atheist as you do at the moment.

And Humanists are awesome.

Morbo (#1,288)

Bill Donohue needs to apologize for sullying the name of American Catholics.

HonoriaGlossop (#1,247)

My favorite Donahue moment was when he argued that the rapist priests weren't pedophiles because the boys in question were 12 or 13.

Slappy (#5,332)

I'd just like to remind everyone that nobody has apologized for all that shit the Ostrogoths pulled. I guess some people think Theodoric should just get a free pass. I'd like to see more column inches dedicated to this issue.

deepomega (#1,720)

Is there another type of German, though?

HiredGoons (#603)

they have excellent potato salad.

I've been trying to get an apology from the corpse of Bertrand Russell for years.

saythatscool (#101)

Yeah btw, I don't think digitally penetrating his corpse fortnightly is going to cause him to apologize any quicker.

But on second thought, it can't hurt!

Dude was and is a freak.

LondonLee (#922)

One problem being an atheist is that you don't have the comfort of believing in Hell where Bill Donohue can spend all eternity being anally raped by a demon.

Foxy (#2,703)

Can someone explain the Inquisition to me

Apparently, it's quite the show.

Mister_Neutron (#5,921)

Pol Pot's ghost is furious at the omission. (A *third* of the country's population! — what's a guy gotta do to get a little pub around here?)

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

British Humanist Association is not (and has never been) associated with the Communist Party of either Soviet Union or China. The Pope is however, the head of the Catholic church which has directly committed (and is still committing) horrible crimes against humanity (including close cooperation with Hitler in his mass extermination projects).

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

Almost forgot: The Pope was a member of the Nazi party (or Hitler Yungen or whatever it was), and yet it's somehow the British Humanist Association that should apologize for the Nazi shit.

Also, Hitler was a Catholic. Even growing up as a Catholic I knew that. You can't whitewash over that shit!

Mister_Neutron (#5,921)

I love also the absurdly over-precise 1,394 figure — this from an era where people's years of birth were a very rough guess. Or were the Spaniards unusually methodical about collecting their victims' drivers licenses?

libmas (#231)

The Inquisition was nothing if not methodical. And since the executions followed upon court trials, an exact number is not maybe not so hard to believe?

C_Webb (#855)

Catholics INVENTED bureaucracy. I bet the number is accurate; the definition of "killed," however, is probably a little hazy, and may exclude those who died of their injuries five minutes after being taken off the rack or being boiled in oil, etc.

Mister_Neutron (#5,921)

I don't know — we're not very good at coming up with precise numbers for this sort of thing even today (see the Rwandan genocide link above). I don't doubt, as libmas suggests, that some 16th-century monk diligently added up lists of names and arrived at 1,394. But it seems a stretch to assume that the reports generating the lists were at all accurate or comprehensive. (No al-Jazeera back then pointing cameras everyhere.)

Mister_Neutron (#5,921)

I'm also interested in the idea (one of Gregg Easterbrook's recurrent themes in TMQ) that we use fatuously over-specific numbers to give an air of scientific credibility to what are actually rough estimates. In the context of sports, the pretense is that we can instantaneously perceive minute fractions of time and distance, as in "Add four tenths of a second [not three, not five] to the shot clock."
So, 1,500 dead = guess. 1,394 dead = SCIENCE!

Mindpowered (#948)

So we're not going to count the:

Wendish Crusade, Albigensian Crusade, the fights against the Arians, Pelgasians, Lollards, Donatists, Bogumils, Paulicians, Nestorians, Hussites, and general massacres of assorted protestants, and orthodox believers (And many others).

The thirty years war, the wars of religion, the iberian recoquista, bloody mary, the crusades *they lasted until Nikopolis in 1392, Charlemanges campaigns against the saxons & frisians, the bloody conversions of the new world (40 million dead in the valley of mexico alone!), the St. Bartholomew's Day massacre among other atrocities in France, witch-burning under the name of demon hunting.

Anything else?

erikonymous (#3,231)

Shit yeah: You're just counting Christian atrocities and genocidal campaigns. If it's Atheists Vs. Theists, let's also talk about the Persians, the Egyptians, the Babylonians, the Greeks, the Romans, and the Muslims. And whatever other religious groups have started wars over virtually nothing.

Mindpowered (#948)

Not just Christian, but Catholic. Protestant & Orthodox would get their own chapters.

The Tsarist Russian campaigns against heathens are as brutal as anything else in Christian history.

That's strange, I didn't know Judeophobia was an anti-religious phenomenon.

Aatom (#74)

I am totally perplexed by a decrepit bureaucracy that has systematically covered up the rampant abuse of children by its own members attempting to wield any moral authority or fling ludicrous accusations of any kind at a(n ever-expanding) group of people that is only remarkable for the fact that they refuse to organize themselves into any form of political movement whatsoever.

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