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Bear Fights Cow
Finally, we have an answer to the age-old question of who would win a fight between a bear and a cow? Although this one seems a little unfair, because the cows gang up on the bear. Better luck next time, little fella. Also, good morning!
To be fair to bears, that there's a rare tiny bear.
Squash'd!
Brian Wolfer? NEAT.
That bear should not have told the calf to go get his fucking shinebox.
Two beef patties wrapped around some bear meat? Someone call KFC.
Point 1. I feel robbed. I was expecting actual cow-on-bear VIDEO. This is like going to a porn site and getting a slide-show of still shots.
Point 2. Obviously, this is just an episode of "Are You My Mother" gone horrible awry. Because cows are assholes.
Cows always seem very gentle until you get them riled up. They can head-butt like nobody's business.
I grew up around cows. That rarely comes in useful.
Aww, poor bear. Looks like a black bear, too…no threat to cows, since the natural diet of black bears is suburban garbage.