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Thursday, September 2, 2010

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Arizona Governor's Debate Speech So Embarrassing Even Mexicans Feel Sorry For Her


Here's Arizona governor Jan Brewer giving her opening statement in a televised debate last night. Have you cringed yet today? Because you're gonna. It hurts. Brewer was reportedly so upset by her performance that she spent an hour after the debate personally racially profiling people and immediately deporting them just to blow off steam.

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saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

She's no Blagojevich.

HelloTitty
HelloTitty (#830)

Removing her tinfoil hat to appear more telegenic obviously garbled transmissions.

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

For some reason I can't find it in my heart to feel sorry for her.

keisertroll
keisertroll (#1,117)

You have did well, Jan. You have did well.

MisterHippity
lbf
lbf (#2,343)

i had not read the word "ebaumsworld" in FOREVER.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

What's she worried about. Do you know the types of people who watch gubernatorial debates two months out?

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

If someone hadn't erased "Mary, Jerry. Perry and Harry" off the teleprompter she would've been able to fill most of the time without having to think too difficultly much.

Lockheed Ventura
Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

Palin is looking more impressive everyday.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Actually, Brewer would be the early front-runner as Palin's running-mate if Palin didn't find her so intellectually intimidating.

sorry your heinous

She seemed to quit her speech half-way through.

NotAndersonCooper

In fairness she was totally ambushed by the introduction.

Jim Behrle
Jim Behrle (#3,292)

I made this same speech in gym class on the subject of "Why I Ought to Wear a Cup"

Joey Camire
Joey Camire (#6,325)

Was that Basil Marceaux?

djfreshie
djfreshie (#875)

Dot Com.

SarahHeartburn

Like LOLspeak plus Esperanto.

atlasfugged
atlasfugged (#4,481)

I felt sorry for her for about 0.6 seconds because she reminded me of my demented great-aunt (god rest her soul), but then the schadenfreude kicked in.

iantenna
iantenna (#5,160)

this is america, SPEAK ENGLISH!

TCJunior
TCJunior (#1,099)

Boy, I sure hope she has her papers on her.

SourCapote
SourCapote (#4,872)

im shamed to share her name.i hope she doesnt become too famous

Kevin McDermott
Kevin McDermott (#7,246)

Jan makes Evan Mecham look good.

sorry your heinous

Want to start off strong, leave a good first impression and all. I give it a D+ (potential plus opportunity).

William Brown
William Brown (#7,251)

Is this what the Tea Party has to offer? They should call It the "BUFOON PARTY"

roboloki
roboloki (#1,724)

god is carrying her.

(#13,271)

Well, of all the people listening to her speech, any citizen of another country should not be concerned with. So, Alex Balk, make sure you check with the "Mexicans" before you use a wide brush describing the feelings of millions of people you don't know. Try to speak for yourself first, then, if you cite other people (or sources), make sure you cite them correctly.

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