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Thursday, September 2, 2010

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A New Mile-Long Gulf Oil Sheen, Brought To You By Enron Survivors

WHAT... EVER"The Coast Guard is saying that a mile-long oil sheen is spreading from the site off an offshore petroleum platform that exploded in the Gulf of Mexico off Louisiana," says the AP now. Whatever. Why should we care? We all know that oil apparently just goes away. Just like Gulf War I prepared us for Gulf War II, so has Gulf Spill I inured me to this latest.

Also I don't really need to think about the fact that Mariner Energy, which owns the blown-up oil rig, has at least two top executives who worked at Enron, right?

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Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

third time's the charm.

Annie K.
Annie K. (#3,563)

And here I was about to get depressed. You cheered me up, Art. Thank you.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

-WHEW- No spill!- just a big blooper! Ok, we can all go back to being depressed now.

roboloki
roboloki (#1,724)

i've lost all respect for christo and jeanne-claude.

brilliantmistake

I think it's a plot by BP to shift blame and liability. "It was the other guy's oil that killed this here dolphin. Can't prove it wasn't."

RonMwangaguhunga

"'The Coast Guard is saying that a mile-long oil sheen is spreading from the site off an offshore petroleum platform that exploded in the Gulf of Mexico off Louisiana,' says the AP now." Just for the sake of argument: was Jermaine Jackson anywhere in the vicinity?

keisertroll
keisertroll (#1,117)

That Michael Sheen is EVERYWHERE.

Smitros
Smitros (#5,315)

I was thinking Charlie.

Aatom
Aatom (#74)

A Broadway musical owns an oil rig?

(sorry)

Aatom
Aatom (#74)

Or, you know, a shuttered Broadway play. Same thing, right?

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