Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

A Brief Guide To Famous Rakes

...."In the realm of freaks Samuel M. Steward was a God… His first adventure in celebrity cock took place between the legs of Hollywood heartthrob Rudolph Valentino. Mr. Valentino was only the first in a string of A-List lays. In years to come, Mr. Steward would sleep his way through entire literary circles, fucking everyone from Thornton Wilder to Lord Alfred Douglas, Andre Gide's houseboy to Jean Genet's former lover. He also shagged his fair share of Hollywood types, among them a young Rock Hudson, whom he blew on a freight elevator during the holidays at Marshall Fields."
-And what did you do with your life?

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Dan Kois (#646)

"However, the true value of his promiscuity lies not in the number of loads blown, but in what those loads can teach us."

petejayhawk (#1,249)

"When it came to famous cock, Mr. Steward shone like a beacon on a hill."

Art Yucko (#1,321)


Art Yucko (#1,321)

ok, dumb reflex.

There was a spoof-product bit, years ago on Leno I think (yeah I know! -for shame-,) that was a king-size bed with a tufted headboard, (girl) getting banged hits her head against the headboard, which puts points up on the scoreboard built into it… stupid Wilt Chamberlain joke, of course.

What would the Gay version of that for this guy be?

deepomega (#1,720)

Why wouldn't the Chamberlain-style bangboard work? Is there something I don't know about The Gays?

Art Yucko (#1,321)

I guess I should've clarified: early 20th century version.

keisertroll (#1,117)

It IS possible Samuel M. Steward also once scored 100 in a single night.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

chalkboard with live-action scorekeepers?

Art Yucko (#1,321)


garge (#736)

I hope it was the Marshall Fields in Chicago. I'll wager that even the freight elevators are pretty.

:: tosses frango up in the air, lands in mouth ::

petejayhawk (#1,249)


RIP Marshall Fields.
Fuck you, Macys.

keisertroll (#1,117)

Macy's is just one giant cockblocker. Just ask half of Strawbridge's former clientèle.

Gimbels is gone, Marge. You're Gimbels!

La Cieca (#1,110)

In a dark tool shed, it is sometimes difficult to tell the difference between a rake and a hoe.

saythatscool (#101)

I love you, Cieca.

deepomega (#1,720)

I'll just leave this here.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

I could kiss you.

David (#192)

4,647 / 807 = 5.76

kneetoe (#1,881)

Andre Gide's houseboy?!?

With the exception of the record keeping isn't this the average gay guy's life?

keisertroll (#1,117)

I am the gay Ken Mehlman.

Crantastical (#4,127)

@ keisertroll – redundant?

HiredGoons (#603)

More 'A-List' gays? Pass.

City_Dater (#2,500)

And if he were alive today, he and Andre Gide's houseboy would have a horrifying TV show.

Reasons to be cheerful…

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Pillow Talk-era Rock Hudson: HFS

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