Friday, August 20th, 2010
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New Jersey Singer Reportedly Not Eligible To Be Haitian President

WYCLEF JEAN'S FORMER, STILL-ABANDONED MIAMI BEACH HOUSEShocking news this morning, as a pop star named "Wyclef Jean" who resides in America was said to be deemed ineligible to run for the president of Haiti. The list of candidates who meet the requirements, such as living in the country of Haiti, will be released today.

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jrb (#3,020)

It is with a heavy heart that I, too, must bow out of the Haitian presidential race.

Expect to hear from other New Jerseyans throughout the day.

keisertroll (#1,117)

It's okay; I'm gunning for Governor General of Canada anyway.

MikeBarthel (#1,884)

Does this mean we can't nominate Balk to be King of England either?

Can't see why not. The "Windsors" are all a bunch of Germans, after all.

City_Dater (#2,500)

Being ineligible isn't going to stop him, and he's probably writing a song about it right now.

keisertroll (#1,117)

Cheer up, Wyclef. There's always Foursquare.

SUPERchundy (#7,004)

Damn! Damn! Damn!

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