Thursday, August 5th, 2010

New Diablo Cody Chat Show Features Jason Bateman, Wheat Thins

I actually enjoyed this conversation between Diablo Cody and Jason Bateman. He's 41! Apparently 41 really is the new 36.

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keisertroll (#1,117)

No one mentions "The Hogan Family" anymore, which is a Goddamn shame.

petejayhawk (#1,249)

I do. I mention it all too frequently, and nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about. I still think "Mrs Poole" every time I see Edie McClurg, which admittedly is not often these days.

I trace my fear of my house burning down to that stupid lamp in the Hogans' attic.

NicFit (#616)

He doesn't look a day over 41.

I'd love to have pop pop in the attic with him any day.

Also, is Diablo Cody PREGNANT? How'd that happen? Alien abfucktion? Juno sympathy pregnancy? I DON'T KNOW!

David Cho (#3)

What the blog!

petejayhawk (#1,249)

The mere fact you call it "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.

buzzorhowl (#992)

She's actually not pregnant anymore–the kid was born July 27th. It's her first with her husband, Dan Maurio, who she's been married to for a year. So it actually happened by the most ordinary of means.

Besides, where's the whole "how'd THAT happen" thing even come from? Are you trying to imply that Diablo Cody is not hot as hellfire? Because if you were, that implication would be wrong.

I'm glad that she married the Dolphin's Hall of Fame quarterback.

I was not implying that. I was quite serious in asking HOW it happened.

To answer your queries:

I'm not sure. it's something people say and it is often the wrong question to ask because they really mean WHEN; or, it is used for joke purposes such as demonstrated above.

I have never seen a photo of Diablo Cody before this lovely interview, so no, I was not trying to imply she isn't hot as hellfire. After seeing this video, honest to blog, I have no opinion about her hotness, in fact, I'm not so sure she can melt my popsicle, whatever THAT means.

buzzorhowl (#992)

Re: how it happened–well, when a man and a woman love each other very much…

I don't really have to finish this, do I?

I feel like I'm on par with Bateman in terms of accomplishments to date in 4 decades on this planet.

I mean, natural selection chose BOTH of us.

This is good because Bateman is good. I still remember him making what my siblings assured were rude gestures on Silver Spoons.

mathnet (#27)

YESSSSSSS He was the first of many smart, kind of mean, hot, funny, a little scary but also attractive and somehow (I thought) within reach, older boys Little Mathnet would fall for.

Grant G Brown (#3,366)

Look at yer fuckin' notes, cheater!

This was great. I think in person Cody annoys me a lot less than she does, well, everywhere else. And although it's full of ironic gestures, her Airstream rocks.

I want a Diablo Cody Cat Show.

davidwatts (#72)

I am full of love and envy directed at both of these people. Can we all go get an app platter somewhere and talk about sitcoms? I would like that, thanks.

balsa_wood (#465)

Diablo "cool mom" Cody.

mathnet (#27)

Count's up to 38,549 now and BOY is Missy Francis weird-looking.

mathnet (#27)

Aw fuck. Now I have to watch Little House all day.

katie (#969)

Dear The Awl,

I know that you have your site auto-refresh to keep up your page-view numbers or whatever. But when I'm mid-way through a video on your site and it refreshes of its own accord it is incredibly frustrating.

Quit it.

Thanks in advance for quitting it.

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