Friday, August 27th, 2010
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Ken Mehlman: I'm a Virgin

...."Ken says he had sex with no one, and told no one, because he didn't want to tell anyone, because he was uncomfortable with that part of his life." -Marc Ambinder.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

"Ken was a lousy lay and he snored."
Karl Rove

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Can't wait to get to the part about Ken motorboating Karl and calling him his lil' piggie in chapter 666.

-puts gun to head-

Then there's still time to hook-up with a Barbie, Ken.

Fifi (#1,639)

!

Tyler Coates (#451)

Huh! He certainly seemed to enjoy fucking America in the ass.

deepomega (#1,720)

Whatever, he spit on it first. We should all be grateful.

jrb (#3,020)

Zing!

barnhouse (#1,326)

"Gaydar exists," Ambinder says.

tomme (#4,473)

Further proof that Republican hang-ups about sex are due to their having none of it.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

the illustration for that article also made me want to shoot my eyes out.

Buffalo66 (#6,146)

As shocking as the article's conclusions!

C_Webb (#855)

@Yucko: You've psuedo-shot yourself twice, and it's not even lunchtime. Do we have to send someone over to disarm you (or, since there's no real gun, maybe just bring you a cookie)?

cherrispryte (#444)

Send over the juggling firemen, perhaps?

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Sorry, tomme, you're wrong on this one. Republican hang-ups about sex come from lying about it all the time.

C_Webb (#855)

@cherrispryte: As soon as they're done having a pillowfight in my bedroom and painting my toenails, sure. Man, I love Fridays.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

hey, look! 2 donuts! /FIXED :D

Buffalo66 (#6,146)
Buffalo66 (#6,146)

Dammit. They deleted the article. My apologies. But the title of the piece in Editor and Publisher from 2006 was:

"'NYT' Sunday Preview: Ken Mehlman is 'Anal-Retentive, Man!' Says Karl Rove," Editor & Publisher, September 22, 2006.

Oops!

Moff (#28)

How do we feel about Marc Ambinder? He annoys me, but I'm not sure why. I think it's comments like this, in part, though.

Pop Socket (#187)

A 40-something self-hating closet-case virgin. What a catch for some lucky guy.

keisertroll (#1,117)

Ken Mehlman makes me ashamed to have been a self-hating closet-case virgin.

Ken Mehlman makes me ashamed to be self-hating.

Vulpes (#946)

Wow, and I thought my drought was long! (Five years and counting!)

keisertroll (#1,117)

"The fourth year is the toughest." – Bill Dauterive

Really? It was the first sixteen years that I found the hardest.

keisertroll (#1,117)

Year 27 is looking bright for me.

ecgroom (#570)

Not having sex doesn't make you gay…it makes you Morrissey.

roboloki (#1,724)

abstinence works!

David (#192)

If that's true, then how does he know that he is gay? He might try sex with a guy, and be grossed out– in which case … I guess we will have to learn more about all of this in the news.

I'm waiting for the Talon News exclusive.

jolie (#16)

Was thinking the same thing! On the other hand, there have been plenty of times sex with men has grossed me out, and I still dig on dudes, so.

The art for this post is the most flattering I've seen of the fair Bristol, even if she does look muslim-y with her head covered.

Oh, it's the virgin Mary, I get it. Nevermind.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

There's a difference?

roboloki (#1,724)

dancing with the star of bethlehem

jolie (#16)

HEY HEY HEY. Not a cross word against my Bristol.

OK, just a cross, then?

If there's one thing that the evangelicals have taught us: having anal sex still means you're a virgin.

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