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Ken Mehlman: I'm a Virgin
"Ken says he had sex with no one, and told no one, because he didn't want to tell anyone, because he was uncomfortable with that part of his life." -Marc Ambinder.
"Ken was a lousy lay and he snored."
–Karl Rove
Can't wait to get to the part about Ken motorboating Karl and calling him his lil' piggie in chapter 666.
-puts gun to head-
Then there's still time to hook-up with a Barbie, Ken.
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Huh! He certainly seemed to enjoy fucking America in the ass.
Whatever, he spit on it first. We should all be grateful.
Zing!
"Gaydar exists," Ambinder says.
Further proof that Republican hang-ups about sex are due to their having none of it.
Totally incorrect.
http://www.gq.com/news-politics/mens-lives/200603/republicans-in-bed-best
the illustration for that article also made me want to shoot my eyes out.
As shocking as the article's conclusions!
@Yucko: You've psuedo-shot yourself twice, and it's not even lunchtime. Do we have to send someone over to disarm you (or, since there's no real gun, maybe just bring you a cookie)?
Send over the juggling firemen, perhaps?
Sorry, tomme, you're wrong on this one. Republican hang-ups about sex come from lying about it all the time.
@cherrispryte: As soon as they're done having a pillowfight in my bedroom and painting my toenails, sure. Man, I love Fridays.
hey, look! 2 donuts! /FIXED :D
http://ow.ly/2vICT
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Dammit. They deleted the article. My apologies. But the title of the piece in Editor and Publisher from 2006 was:
"'NYT' Sunday Preview: Ken Mehlman is 'Anal-Retentive, Man!' Says Karl Rove," Editor & Publisher, September 22, 2006.
Oops!
How do we feel about Marc Ambinder? He annoys me, but I'm not sure why. I think it's comments like this, in part, though.
A 40-something self-hating closet-case virgin. What a catch for some lucky guy.
Ken Mehlman makes me ashamed to have been a self-hating closet-case virgin.
Ken Mehlman makes me ashamed to be self-hating.
Wow, and I thought my drought was long! (Five years and counting!)
"The fourth year is the toughest." – Bill Dauterive
Really? It was the first sixteen years that I found the hardest.
Year 27 is looking bright for me.
Not having sex doesn't make you gay…it makes you Morrissey.
abstinence works!
If that's true, then how does he know that he is gay? He might try sex with a guy, and be grossed out– in which case … I guess we will have to learn more about all of this in the news.
I'm waiting for the Talon News exclusive.
Was thinking the same thing! On the other hand, there have been plenty of times sex with men has grossed me out, and I still dig on dudes, so.
The art for this post is the most flattering I've seen of the fair Bristol, even if she does look muslim-y with her head covered.
Oh, it's the virgin Mary, I get it. Nevermind.
There's a difference?
dancing with the star of bethlehem
HEY HEY HEY. Not a cross word against my Bristol.
OK, just a cross, then?
If there's one thing that the evangelicals have taught us: having anal sex still means you're a virgin.