Monday, August 30th, 2010

Japan Under Siege By Monkeys

The Summer of Suck-yeah, that's what I've settled on-is an international phenomenon, particularly in Japan, where rampaging monkeys have injured dozens of people. "[I]n Mishima and Susono cities near the Japan Alps in Hakone this week, residents have been attacked, bitten and scratched by what seems to be a team of macaques. On one day alone, August 25, some 15 people in Susono were injured."

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saythatscool (#101)

You fuckers should be paying me.

You should at least get a #COMING PRIMATE WARS tag.

saythatscool (#101)

Seconded. Where's my mothafuckin tag, Balk?

garge (#736)

Oh, please. You self-centered puppet. Look at the kind of year #CLEVELAND has had. #CLEVELAND has lost everything–even suffering the ignobility of Akron receiving a tag–and you are griping about your monkeys?

Art Yucko (#1,321)


garge (#736)

I can see this as being the first direct war-to-photobook deal.

jolie (#16)

I don't like the anti-monkey tone this site is developing. Consider this the first shot fired in defense of my fine simian friends.

^Primate Jane

C_Webb (#855)

STC: Am I allowed to enjoy that picture, or is the person dying in a flood?

C_Webb (#855)

I needed a new nightmare. Thank you.

jolie (#16)

@saythatscool: I find each of those utterly adorable. (I also always rooted for Gargamel, so.)

jolie (#16)

Aaaaaaaahhhhhh best one yet alksfhlkhslkh SO CUTE!!!!

deepomega (#1,720)

I don't know why this is a quicklink and not a goddamn full-page photo spread. Maybe a slideshow?

nicole (#2,443)

that was my birthday!

Two weeks ago a wild monkey was caught with tranquilizer darts in downtown Tokyo

The monkey claimed they belonged to a friend.

KarenUhOh (#19)

I'm very sorry to be pedantic, but Cyndi Lauper did not write "Monkeys Change Everything."

And I'm very sorry once again, but I vote for "Summer of Scorch." Or Scotch. Which burns more?

And I'm very sorry.

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