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Japan Under Siege By Monkeys
The Summer of Suck-yeah, that's what I've settled on-is an international phenomenon, particularly in Japan, where rampaging monkeys have injured dozens of people. "[I]n Mishima and Susono cities near the Japan Alps in Hakone this week, residents have been attacked, bitten and scratched by what seems to be a team of macaques. On one day alone, August 25, some 15 people in Susono were injured."
You fuckers should be paying me.
You should at least get a #COMING PRIMATE WARS tag.
Seconded. Where's my mothafuckin tag, Balk?
Oh, please. You self-centered puppet. Look at the kind of year #CLEVELAND has had. #CLEVELAND has lost everything–even suffering the ignobility of Akron receiving a tag–and you are griping about your monkeys?
#CLEVELAND
@gargeI I got a friend that wants to talk to you.
I can see this as being the first direct war-to-photobook deal.
I don't like the anti-monkey tone this site is developing. Consider this the first shot fired in defense of my fine simian friends.
^Primate Jane
Keep talkin' lady, you're at the top of the list.
STC: Am I allowed to enjoy that picture, or is the person dying in a flood?
@C_Webb: I can assure you, there is nothing funny about Hitman Monkey.
I needed a new nightmare. Thank you.
He cannot be stopped.
@saythatscool: I find each of those utterly adorable. (I also always rooted for Gargamel, so.)
Playin with fire, jolie.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh best one yet alksfhlkhslkh SO CUTE!!!!
I don't know why this is a quicklink and not a goddamn full-page photo spread. Maybe a slideshow?
that was my birthday!
Two weeks ago a wild monkey was caught with tranquilizer darts in downtown Tokyo
The monkey claimed they belonged to a friend.
I'm very sorry to be pedantic, but Cyndi Lauper did not write "Monkeys Change Everything."
And I'm very sorry once again, but I vote for "Summer of Scorch." Or Scotch. Which burns more?
And I'm very sorry.