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Having an iPhone Doesn't Mean You're Necessarily a Slut
The data suggests that iPhone users have more sex.
I'd suggest that iPhone users are 1. more likely to live in big cities and 2. to work in fields where they don't have to carry a BlackBerry. You know: slutty fields-like architecture and graphic design and book publishing. And in big cities-where everyone is already a whore. So the iPhone is just a general marker. Like a Foursquare badge. But for casual sex.
The "I" is for "I want it."
choose from 918234102839481029431234 "I haz it"s!
Would investing in an iPhone be a way to leverage for better casual sex?
let's find out?
"foursquare"+iPhone = real-time four leaf clover = you're totally getting laid tonight"
iPhone Users More Likely To Exaggerate Sexual History
Blackberries were around for years before iPhones and no one invented Grindr for them. Just sayin'.
Set it to "vibrate"
//got nothin
You're an idiot but maybe you can do this one thing right.
If DocDis shows up again can you maybe suggest that if we ended up in the same locale sometime I could take him on a dinner/movie date? Unless the Prop 8 thing gets overturned and just mad sex…
Srsly, you're an idiot but I think he's a brilliant commenter and it would be kind of nice to get to know him better or not if he's not into it. Cool with that too.
Data doesn't suggest more sex, just more partners. So, yeah, sluts.
if it's pointing me in the direction of a footlong sandwich? -shrugs-
So THAT'S why I'm a dirty whore–I've been wondering. Good to know.
Is this some kind of Foxwortyian comedy routine centered around the query, " You might be a slut if…"?
Hey! I'm an architect and I have a Google Nexus One. Although I do admit that I am a hard-core slut who would do a wicker armchair if the lighting was just right, I don't represent the majority of self-respecting architects who work hard every day.
Or that you're interesting.
I work in a slutty profession but I don't have an iPhone so I'm confused.
Was that lifetime partners? I prefer to think of myself as above average, not slutty…it fits with the whole not smug, just better vibe of my iphone-besotted city.
your mom has an iPhone
I couldn't get my mom to use an iPhone. She said it's stupid.