Wednesday, August 18th, 2010
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Happy Chicks Voting Day!

90 years ago today the 19th amendment to the United States Constitution, guaranteeing women's suffrage, was ratified. On behalf of the gender which overwhelmingly tends to vote for the most destructive loon on the ballot, I would like to thank you ladies for doing your best to help save us from ourselves. Hopefully you'll turn out come November, because, man, we're really gonna need you this time.

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Yeah, right, next thing you'll be telling me is that gays can vote.

HiredGoons (#603)
DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

My office is being shared at the moment, so I can't play those, but one of them had better be Mary Poppins.

HiredGoons (#603)

*call me

I vote for the cutest guys on the ballot. Being cute never made someone a loon. As a matter of fact being ugly can make someone a very unpleasant person.

Kevin Patterson (#5,933)

You must have been watching South Park last night too.

oudemia (#177)

Don't joke. My 7th-grade history teacher — a woman — taught us that Warren G. Harding was elected in the first presidential election in which women could vote because he was so handsome and presidential-looking.

I am pretty sure JFK ran on the handsome ticket too.

And won on it as well.

HiredGoons (#603)

One assumes Jolie has a hat for this occasion.

Tuna Surprise (#573)

A real suffragette has a sash.

cherrispryte (#444)

A proper kite needs a proper tail!

mrschem (#1,757)

Mr Balk, you are on fire today!

riotnrrd (#840)

The 19th amendment? Yeah, don't get too attached to that one. It's next after the 14th. FEMALE TERROR VOTERS, people. You heard it here, first.

mcbeachy (#548)

Balk, you make my heart sing.

Too bad you aren't single.

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