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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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Good Riddance, August

Here's how August 2010 ends in New York. At the corner of Grand Street and Clinton, on the Lower East Side, with the temperature approaching 100 degrees, an old man in a light-blue polo shirt is being pushed in a wheelchair by his caretaker. "Not this way!" he shouts, as she noses him into the crosswalk on Grand. He points west, across Clinton. "I want to go there!" She continues, and calmly explains to him that they need to go in the direction they're going. Maybe they're going to the Rite-Aid on the corner, maybe the kosher butcher down the block. "No," he says, "the other way! Bring me the other way!" He twists his head around, straining to see her face. It looks like he'd bite her if he could. "The other way!"

This was a particularly shitty month in a summer full of them. And I'm happy to see it go. Here's to September.

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Slava
Slava (#216)

At least Death kept it on the down low this summer...
*shrug*

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

Deth memes, however.

Gef the Talking Mongoose

2 months 'til Halloween! HELL YES.

Astigmatism
Astigmatism (#1,950)

Hm, needs more whiteness (and more Sisqo):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUU2CUhaSYM

Charlie
Charlie (#4,250)

this black person is with you! here's to *dancing in september.

areaderwrites
areaderwrites (#592)

Analog TV effects and Phillip Bailey FTW!

KenWheaton
KenWheaton (#401)

Hello football. Hello cooler weather. And, hello, why don't I have Earth Wind and Fire in my damn iTunes library?

mrschem
mrschem (#1,757)

I know, right?

Zack
Zack (#2,609)

this has been one of the greatest months of my life, so...

sailor
sailor (#396)

Thanks for the EWF. At least that didn't suck.

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