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Go To Work On An Egg… AND DIE

"Felix Salmonella" would be a good -- if extremely obscure -- name for a bandI made bucatini carbonara last night-someday I’ll share the recipe!-so I was a little freaked out this morning to hear about the absolutely massive recall of salmonella-tainted eggs. Then I remembered I’m bulletproof, and the gypsy woman told me the only way I would ever die was being run down by a bike delivery guy. The rest of you might want to watch out, though.