Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

Giuliani's Daughter No Altar Boy

9/11!The Post is reporting that Caroline Giuliani, the former mayor's youngest child, was arrested today at the Sephora on 86th and Lexington-near the home of her mother Donna Hanover, Rudy's ex-wife- for allegedly shoplifting from the cosmetics store. The 20-year-old was caught in the act at 3:30 p.m., the Daily News alleges. This is the conversation I had with a Sephora employee shortly thereafter.

"Sephora on 86 and Lexington, how may I help you?"

"Yes, my name is Nate Freeman, I'm a reporter for The Awl-"

"No comment."

"Um, excuse me?"

"Well, what are you calling about."

"I was calling about the incident earlier today involving Caroline Giuliani-"

"I don't know what you're talking about. Have a nice day."

Then she hung up the phone.

Caroline-a student at a university located in Cambridge, Massachusetts-was, last anyone heard, being held at the 19th precinct in Manhattan for processing.

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dado (#102)

It worked so well for Winona Ryder's career that she wanted to try it.

cherrispryte (#444)

By "no altar boy", you mean she's not been molested by priests, right? Cause that's a good thing!

G Garcia-Fenech (#4,190)

Starting with "I don't know what you're talking about" by itself would have neatly precluded the use of "no comment," which is always an admission of sorts. Just sayin'.

jolie (#16)

Those MIT kids are real fahkin' trouble makahz.

Them and their GD smoots.

She should have just asked them for samples. They will give you samples of anything.

this would have been such a great jumping-off point for a law & order episode :(


deepomega (#1,720)

Ching chong!

Maybe CSI: Miami can do a roadtrip CSI:NY crossover episode.

"It wasn't the store security camera that caught her. [Puts on sunglasses] It was Beauty caught this Beast*." YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Beast on the inside, Horatio doesn't bodyshame.

Sorry, in reply to Maura et al.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

I look forward to more installments of Sephora crime coverage/news.

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