Thursday, July 8th, 2010
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When Life Hands You Incestuous Sexual Assault, Make Incestuous Sexual Assaultade

"I think that two wrongs don't make a right. And I have been in the situation of counseling young girls, not 13 but 15, who have had very at risk, difficult pregnancies. And my counsel was to look for some alternatives, which they did. And they found that they had made what was really a lemon situation into lemonade"
-Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle explains how she would counsel a pregnant 13-year-old who has been raped by her father against having an abortion.

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saythatscool (#101)

Somebody slipped my girlfriend a morning after pill in her lemonade once.

You mean your girlfriend AND your daughter.

saythatscool (#101)

That saucy mouth of yours needs a kiss for that one.
*smooches*

Mount_Prion (#290)

Rodney Dangerfield lives!

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Now there's a MinuteMan who knows how to Spike his MinuteMaid!

STC I should also get a butt massage for the Polanksi reference.

what every incest survivor needs is Sharron Angle in her face telling her what to do. I need a drink.

Mount_Prion (#290)

A lemonade?

KarenUhOh (#19)

She's right. Lemon Laws are unconstitutional.

Classic choice-subverting rhetoric.

At-risk or difficult pregnancies does not equal unwanted–unASKED-for– pregnancies. Since Sharron likes cliches: This is apples and oranges.

Nevada, you used to the seat of funtime sin and western-state autonomy, with your cowboys, your gambling, your legal brothels and your easy-as-pie divorce requirements. What happened to you?

Brad Nelson (#2,115)

Outside of Las Vegas, we have always been crazy people with guns.

Who would shoot someone who had the nerve to tell YOU WHAT TO DO!

deepomega (#1,720)

"God has a plan for you, and – sorry! – it involves giving birth to the child of your rapist. I guess maybe He thinks you deserve it?"

HiredGoons (#603)

Daddy-baby-daddy.

Wrapitup (#975)

Angle is onto something. Fetus lemonade is the best kind there is. And to be fair, incestuous dad-rape can leave a kid with a sour taste in her mouth.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

I think she may owe royalties to the surviving members of Nirvana — no, wait, that was Incesticide.

Brad Nelson (#2,115)

My state, y'awl.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

…and a number of surrounding states, as well!

Mindpowered (#948)

Nevada was a cool laid back place till Orange County moved in. Another mess created by California.

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

How can Republicans talk about the importance of life when arguing against abortion, yet then argue against universal health care?

If you can figure out any manner of logic with these people, I've got this prize for you that they're always giving out in Sweden.

egad (#1,355)

Hmmm, maybe they are believe in the sanctity but not the quality of life.

egad (#1,355)

Sorry about that 'are'. What the?

LotaLota (#1,703)

Republican love only extends to the pre-born.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

@Lota: right: "Pro-Life from Conception until Birth."

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Because abortions mean fewer cute babies and universal health care is for stinky poors.

NominaStultorum (#1,638)

It's surely been said before, but: that's one obtuse Angle.

roboloki (#1,724)

the angle of the dangle is perversly proportionate to the heat of the beat.

phlox (#204)

"Sharron Angle explains how she would counsel a pregnant 13-year-old who has been raped by her father…"

Why is Sharon Angle's father raping 13 year-olds!!??

Cover-up!

cherrispryte (#444)

Probably because of what they were wearing.

Come on, though, look on the bright side – now the 13-year-olds will have all they need to start lemonade stands, and what's cuter than that?

hungrybee (#2,091)

As long as they charge people for this lemonade, instead of giving it away for free (little whores).

hman (#53)

'Battle Born State' indeed, I guess?

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