Apple PR is saying that the e-mails sent from "Steve Jobs" telling a steamed iPhone 4 user to calm down about his new device's tech issues because "it is just a phone" are fakety fake fake fake.
I knew that shit wasn't real the minute I read it. For most of the 80's I was a stunt cock in the porn industry, so if there's one thing I know, it's a fake.
…all those years of silicone! Your wanger-steak must resemble a razor-clam, by now!
Damn Bonobo got the better of me in a Mexican cage fight last year. I look like an Outback Steakhouse Bloomin Onion down there now, Art.
a spritz of dexamethasone may clear that right up.
your onion probably makes its own dipping sauce, too! plusses!
that's nice, but can your foreskin cover a doorknob?
Yes, well, they also deny that their phone's service sucks, so.
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