Thursday, July 22nd, 2010
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New York Is About To Take It From Behind, Warns Palin Fan

Don't let them buttfuck you without a peck on the lips firstA Sarah Palin follower has been moved by the former Alaska governor's lengthy disquisition on the Muslim community center planned for downtown New York City to offer several analogies for the situation.

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brent_cox (#40)

Should that be "back-doored"?

Aloysius (#1,808)

Nowadays all the kids are calling it backblasted.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Getting ass-slapped while getting backdoored and having to "like it" would tidy this up a bit, don't ya think.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Still without getting kissed, obvs.

synchronia (#3,755)

Hang on, kneetoe, she said getting *face*-slapped. SOME OF US LIKE THAT TOO YOU KNOW.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Hey, I certainly did not mean to offend the face-slap-a-phyles, I was just trying to pull the metaphores into one easy-to-accomplish scenario, so ass slapping seemed the way to go.

Crantastical (#4,127)

In Obama's defense, the USA would have to be double jointed to kiss while taking it up the arse, and we aren't a very flexible nation.

Crantastical (#4,127)

er Mayor/NYC

KarenUhOh (#19)

I just went on Facebook and gave Trish a Hershey's Kiss.

GiovanniGF (#224)

How did that adorable dog get a Facebook account?

Obligatory: On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Jim Demintia (#1,815)

Well at least she's using "impacted" with a faint understanding of what the word actually means.

Astigmatism (#1,950)

OK, I'm probably too sensitive/naive, but I'm trying to comprehend how a 49-year-old grandmother (the cost of posting a message on Facebook, Trish) thinks and writes like this. I mean, seriously? Grandmothers are meant to be sweet ladies with plastic-wrapped sofas, who may say things like "colored", but who otherwise blush at anything that might upset the delicate sensitivities of their hummel collections. When did this stop being the case?

City_Dater (#2,500)

@Astigmatism:

"A 49-year-old grandmother"?!?

Oh, right. Sarah Palin Nation, A Full-Spectrum Coalition of Wrongness.

Jim Demintia (#1,815)

The difference is already implied in the fact that this grandmother is only 49.

magen (#3,885)

I clicked on the link and….so many misspellings.

gregorg (#30)

From oh, around page one of "The Portable Bloomberg: The Wit and Wisdom of Michael Bloomberg":

"Make the customer think he's getting laid when he's getting fucked."

http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/media/columns/medialife/5163/

kneetoe (#1,881)

Also, fingerblasted when she thinks she's getting fingerfucked.

HiredGoons (#603)

"we can do what we want in your country…"

I'm pretty sure that is the whole point.

Ron Obvious (#351)

Wow! The only message I got from that was that Trish Lehmann White is an hysterical bigot.

Ron Obvious (#351)

As is Trish Lehman White! (Idiot!)

The only message I got is that Trish likes getting backdoored WHILE being kissed.

GiovanniGF (#224)

I understand why you think her name is White, but it's Wright.

Ron Obvious (#351)

I formally give up. I'll try to get the wretched, anal-fixated creep's name next time.

janine (#248)

Doesn't she know that that's how we East Coast heathens like it? If I wanted kissing and the missionary position, I wouldn't have moved here.

hman (#53)

Some of us are still sore from Fleet Week, Trish.

hockeymom (#143)

Trish Lehman Wright is a fan of PetVille and FrontierVille.
Why is Trish Lehman Wright racist against FishVille?

SeaBassTian (#281)

Well, I just OpenBooked "backdoored" to no avail. Trish must have a firm grasp on her privacy control, if not civil rights and common sense.

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