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Naked Man Assaulted, Videotaped
I'm old enough to remember a time when a naked man could be beaten senseless for no reason without some passerby shooting footage of the whole thing. It's a very different America now, let me tell you.
He's just like Rodney King. A white, sexy Rodney King.
He may expect suit papers shortly from The Naked Cowboy.
Anyone can see that the guy is clearly pixillated.
Also, this is how I feel (figuratively speaking)when my alarm sounds each Monday morning.
Silly local news: this was just a Tony Buff shoot!
Alanis Morrisette has really lost her looks.
Obligatory:
(sings, a la David Cross)
Can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
Can't a man not crudely lie and scream?
Can't a man not control his bitch with violence?
Y'all are brutalizing me.
Y'all are brutalizing meeeeeeeee.
What a nice little 'slice of life' bit of reporting.
Could easily have been stretched to an hour long expose.
I was just in the Fan last week! Didn't beat on any naked men though.
Naked dudes just can't catch a break in Virginia.
held him at arm's length.
I especially appreciated the Guy Ritchie-esque transition from intro to lady sitting in the bar.
I have not seen such an instance of naked aggression since Iraq invaded Kuwait.
Mommy forgot to tell him you don't get to choose the kind of attention you get when you are begging for attention. Also it's hard for me not to feel like there are deeper cultural aspects to this story in terms of what went down, I just doubt they got out of the car and stomped dude out over absolutely nothing… Now if it was called for is another thing all together.
Perhaps the aggressors in this fracas have major body-shame issues.
Maybe they were beating this poor, drunk guy up as punishment for giving them an unwanted erection.