Wednesday, July 14th, 2010
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Michael Jackon's Estate To Possibly Become State Park

NEVERWHAT?This is one of those news stories where the jokes practically write themselves. But we think this is a fantastic idea, to adapt Neverland Ranch into a park, because, I mean, what else would you do with it? The only other thing you could probably do is turn it into some kind of museum of insanity or maybe erect some kind of giant pillar covered in glitter as a memorial. Actually, a giant Washington Monument covered in glitter sounds kind of awesome. Why aren't all national monuments covered in glitter? Thoughts?

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HiredGoons (#603)

This is a park where you do not want to get separated from your child.

C_Webb (#855)

And avoid the Petting Zoo at all costs.

deepomega (#1,720)

Answer: There's a global Glitter Crisis going on. Don't you read the news?

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

I envision pantless Porky Pigs everywhere …

SourCapote (#4,872)

glittered pillars

saythatscool (#101)

Gary Glitter could roam the park to do pics with the kids!

Art Yucko (#1,321)

…they have to generate revenue somehow, I suppose.

roboloki (#1,724)

they could make it a wax museum. start by digging up jacko and stick him in the corner.

garge (#736)

I only hope they offer reciprocal admission to people who work at Graceland, Dollywood, Wall Drug, etc.

Moff (#28)

Is there a place where you can blow Bubbles?

/third grade

cherrispryte (#444)

I would cover the Washington Monument in glitter myself, but I had my glitter priveledges revoked by my 10th grade French teacher.

cherrispryte (#444)

privileges. fuck.

mickeyitaliano (#2,202)

At the end of the night, patrons gather the cobblestone pathways for the "Electric Amber Alert Parade"

HiredGoons (#603)

"Mr. Toad's Wild Ride in a Windowless Van."

City_Dater (#2,500)

This Museum of Insanity idea is really promising, if the Jackson family would embrace it.
The fly in the ointment would no doubt be Tito, but hey, whatever.

If national monuments were covered in glitter, tourists would keep picking at it to take "souvenirs" and some parks department employee would be driven insane covering the bald patches.

Check your headline, newb. I damn well expected a pun from that.

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