It came to me in a dream-no wait, it came to me in an email from a reader last night. Yesterday, Jeb Bush said, “I am not running for president.” Yes, I was crushed. But no longer! Why, you ask? Well, right now, I am not pickling beets. But that doesn’t mean that I won’t be pickling beets later tonight, or tomorrow, or next week! Verbs! They are so useful. We hereby announce JEB BUSH PRESIDENTIAL RACE WATCH NOT AT ALL OVER, due to the deceitful power of language and its uses!