"Immigrant List" in Utah to Result in Long Jail Spell For Racist to Make Lists
The proud non-immigrant organization Concerned Citizens of the United States has been sending their list of suspected "illegal immigrants" in Utah-there are 1300 whole names on it!-to anyone who'll listen. The feds wouldn't, so then the "Citizens" distributed this menu of Mexican and Central American people to the cops and the newspapers… who are now expending their energy trying to find out who made the list. (What? While these immigrants, some of whom have green cards and U.S. citizen children, are taking our jobs?) Yes, unfortunately for the people of Concerned Citizens (by which I mean, the one person who did this), "they" are going to eventually go to jail for this, seeing as the lists have social security numbers, dates of applications for food stamps and other proprietary government information. You just can't save America from the immigrants! I agree that we should have tried harder when those horrible Irish came over but it's just too late now.
This patriot should win a prize. I donate a two-week vacation in Juarez.
MEXICAN!1!!
Dude should have posted it to a blog first and then could claim "journalism" when the cops come knocking.
Dude should have posted it to a blog as a 1,300 page listicle.
Slideshow!
This little cluster fuck kept things interesting around here, yesterday, replete with red-herring bomb threat!
Kobach is a real gem, let me tell you. Yay, Kansas!
oh, and Joe Arpaio for bonus points! -guns ablaze-
We're dispatcing Asian Carp to defeat the Red Herring Menace.
SPECIAL TODAY: STEAM-FISH.
Looks like we're going to have to learn to like the carp, by the way.
I just made a delicious pot of Vongole, if anyone's hongray.
missouri really should secure their borders because, well, arkansas.
also, i have a really good recipe for carp. place carp on a pine plank. salt & pepper to taste. place in oven preheated to 400 degrees for 15-20 minutes. discard carp and eat pine board.
The Messicans are welcome on the Missouri side. In Overland Park, they need to defend their landscaping jobs and Chinese restaurant kitchens, I guess.
They can pry my Meheekano Price Chopper Tortillas from my cold, dead fingers.
#LISTICLES
"lista" (en realidad) es mucha, mucha más.
Without us Irish, who would drink too much whiskey and yell at your face in public? You'd miss us.
DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE MADE LISTS?
#hadtodoit
At least Santa checked his twice!
To be fair, there's really not much else to do in Salt Lake City but make lists.
Wall of Voodoo ain't takin' this lyin' down.
Led Zeppelin tried this back in the day. 'Course they made an "Immigrant Song" and it was a bit different.
Take a stroll through the several hundred comments on that story. There are mostly shocked expressions of disapproval but then…. Lord, have mercy on us.