Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
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Elton John Will Not Host American Idol, Insists Publicist

"Absolute rubbish… This story's three months old. There's more chance of you fucking me than Elton appearing on US Idol."
-Gary Farrow, publicist for Elton John, vigorously disputes the rumor that the singer will replace Simon Cowell on "American Idol."

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deepomega (#1,720)

Whelp, if you insist. -starts unzipping pants-

Denial…or best pick-up line ever!

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Elton's too busy shitting gold bricks.

ShanghaiLil (#260)

I doubt that's true, although we haven't heard from Balk's Cock lately.

KarenUhOh (#19)

He's making an album with Leon Russell and he's "too busy" for Idol??

dado (#102)

Reginald Dwight, however, is a different story.

hman (#53)

He's gotta prep for Rush's next wedding.

mrschem (#1,757)

Why can't I send emails like this?!

jrb (#3,020)

"… though less of a chance than Elton fucking Rush Limbaugh and his new wife."

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