Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

Elton John Will Not Host American Idol, Insists Publicist

"Absolute rubbish… This story's three months old. There's more chance of you fucking me than Elton appearing on US Idol."
-Gary Farrow, publicist for Elton John, vigorously disputes the rumor that the singer will replace Simon Cowell on "American Idol."

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deepomega (#1,720)

Whelp, if you insist. -starts unzipping pants-

Denial…or best pick-up line ever!

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Elton's too busy shitting gold bricks.

ShanghaiLil (#260)

I doubt that's true, although we haven't heard from Balk's Cock lately.

KarenUhOh (#19)

He's making an album with Leon Russell and he's "too busy" for Idol??

dado (#102)

Reginald Dwight, however, is a different story.

hman (#53)

He's gotta prep for Rush's next wedding.

mrschem (#1,757)

Why can't I send emails like this?!

jrb (#3,020)

"… though less of a chance than Elton fucking Rush Limbaugh and his new wife."

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