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Elton John Will Not Host American Idol, Insists Publicist
"Absolute rubbish… This story's three months old. There's more chance of you fucking me than Elton appearing on US Idol."
-Gary Farrow, publicist for Elton John, vigorously disputes the rumor that the singer will replace Simon Cowell on "American Idol."
Whelp, if you insist. -starts unzipping pants-
Denial…or best pick-up line ever!
Elton's too busy shitting gold bricks.
I doubt that's true, although we haven't heard from Balk's Cock lately.
He's making an album with Leon Russell and he's "too busy" for Idol??
Reginald Dwight, however, is a different story.
He's gotta prep for Rush's next wedding.
Why can't I send emails like this?!
"… though less of a chance than Elton fucking Rush Limbaugh and his new wife."