Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Before You Eat That McNugget, Why Not Use It To Copy The Comics Section?

THEN COMES THE PLASTIC EGGSomeone compared the Chicken McNuggets produced by domestic McDonald's to those sold on Knifecrime Island, and congratulations, America: "McNuggets made in U.S. stores are higher in fat and calories and contain the chemicals tBHQ, tertiary butylhydroquinone, a petroleum-based product, and dimethylpolysiloxane, an anti-foaming agent used in cosmetics and even Silly Putty." But don't worry: "The use of tertiary butylhydroquinone in the fast-food chain's fried chicken pieces meets Chinese food safety standards, McDonald's unit in the nation said in an e-mailed statement." Even though the chemical is toxic to "some extent," according to a Chinese nutritionist! Get me a 20-piece, please?

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sox (#652)

Once I tried to feed a Mcnugget to our dog to prove a point to my parents that they were fucking nasty and she turned up her nose.

It may be the most self-satisfied I have ever felt in my life.

deepomega (#1,720)

I went through a phase, age 3 to 5 or so, where I would not eat anything but McNuggets.

A.R. Chrisman (#2,964)

Same here. Just goes to show you that children are idiots.

Also, remember the 50 piecers they used to promote Michael Jordan back in the mid-90's?

Art Yucko (#1,321)

you kids, you would've been so full of foam if we hadn't dimethylpolysiloxaned the shit out of you- you really have no idea!

BadUncle (#153)

Show me the man who doesn't love dimethylpolysiloxane, and I'll show you a man who doesn't love life.

This finally explains their foolproof effectiveness as a hangover cure.

I've always wondered what kept Silly Putty from foaming.

Mount_Prion (#290)

I'd be far more interested/concerned if they were made of whatever chemicals go into MAGNETIC Silly Putty.

Watch this! It's like the Evil from the 5th Element.

djfreshie (#875)

Yeah but try the same thing with your parents and Dog Food. Now who's satisfied?

djfreshie (#875)

Supposed to be at the top @patticakes daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang me.

HiredGoons (#603)

Anti-foamin? Somebody feed these to Pat Robertson.

HiredGoons (#603)

Also: the only food which can simultaneously cause diarrhea and constipation.

melis (#1,854)

But they're made with all white meat now! IT'S ALL WHITE NOW.

roboloki (#1,724)


Mister_Neutron (#5,921)

This spells doom for my forthcoming line of McNugget-based bar soap. Curses!

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