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Russian Spy HQ Plagued By Huge Penis
"Action-artist Alexei Plutser-Sarno posted photos on his website of the most recent art-action by his group Voyna ("War")-the spray-painting of a giant cock on the Liteyny Bridge in St. Petersburg, next to the [Federal Security Service] building there. At night the bridges of St. Petersburg are raised, and so on the night of the action a giant cock was raised next to the FSB building. As Plutser documents on his site, young people and couples began to arrive at the bridge to have their photos taken next to the cock."
That bridge is going to take a tunnel.
In America, everyone wants to find a giant cock. In Russia, the giant cock finds you.
"Art-action" or 13 year old boy?
*Ñмешок!*
Seek immediate medical help for a drawbridge raised for more than 4 hours.
Man, just as Accidental Penis was coming into its own, it gets a total smackdown from Intentional Penis.
That takes me back. People used to line up outside my apartment to have their picture taken with MY giant cock in college!
(j/k – I never went to college.)
(j/k again! I went to college, but I didn't have an apartment.)