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Possible Chupacabra Carcass Discovered In New Mexico
Hiker Donald Gialanella sent the footage below to Unexplained-Mysteries' excellent cryptozoology department recently with a note:
"I came across this sabre-toothed Duck-billed creature while hiking in the remote high desert in Northern New Mexico. It was about 4 ft. in length and had strange bumps protruding from it's back as well as a very long snout and one large canine tooth. It was dry as a bone and stiff as a board.
Only 378 people have seen this so far, so no kill-joy scientist has yet been able to determine that's it's just a coyote. Until one does: let's take it as the first hard-fast evidence of the existence of the legendary chupacabra that we've all been waiting for. Deal?
I wasn't convinced until I heard the music.
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Now, if it were "light as a feather, stiff as a board," then I wouldn't have hesitated for a moment.
The crazy thing? That's source music, man!
Lady, if you want to find a chupacabra, then you look no further.
Did somebody rip it open in order to take out its heart?
I WAS ON SHROOMS MAN!!!
i appreciated this
made me snort laugh.
I clicked on this expecting pictures of Tila Tequila taking a spa weekend in Santa Fe.
Ripoff.
Pft. She's the opposite of duck-billed. She's volleyball-faced.
This is just to divert us from the day's real story: that Lady Gaga fell down.
"So, you see by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the ‘Chupacabra' is just that… utter crap."
"Now! If we apply the same thinking to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs …."
Appears to have body-image problems. Sad really.
Notice the eyeball is gone. It is not the work of the chupacabra, nor aliens, but of street tortilla vendors. Sheep's eyeball is a delicacy not to be missed!
Also, delicious rib meat…mmmmm.
I would sooner believe this a chupacabra than a sheep, city slicker.
Calf, sheep, what ever. They're all made out of delicious meat, and that is all that matters. Country boy.
Dammit! They finally found Mother's body!
Donald Gialanella seems sharp as a tack and tough as nails.
I think the taxidermied ray I once saw displayed as a chupacabra in a Mexican restaurant was far more convincing.