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Newly Fewer-Limbed Roger Simon Wins Morning By Joking About Winning Morning
Q: There must be a psychological aspect to what you are going through. How are you handling all this?
A: I believe in what I once read: "Life is a club where they won't stand for squawks, where they deal you only one hand, and you must sit in. So even if the cards are cold and marked by the hand of fate, play up, play up like a gentleman and a sport."
Q: Who wrote that?
A: Nathanael West.
Q: Who's he?
That has legs.
Amazing. "I'm impressed" and "Politico" tagging the same article. When do the seas turn to blood?
Oh wait.
This pretty much wins my morning:
Aide: Madam Secretary, Roger Simon is calling.
Secretary Clinton: You know I don't talk to morons. Hang up on that geek.
Aide: But Madam Secretary, he has no feet now.
Secretary Clinton: My God! Put him through immediately, and find a classified document I can leak to him!
I thought he lost them in a car accident on his way to Gary Coleman's funeral.
I think Nathan Weinstein is the blogger.
And he's not the only fewer-limbed person we're talking about this morning. Needs a trend piece…