Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
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Mountain Man Praises Bigfoot For Beautiful Hair


There is not a whole lot one can add to this local dispatch about a sasquatch sighting in North Carolina. I mean, one could, but one thinks it is pretty much perfect on its own.

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Beautiful hair? meh. I want to know if he's got brown eyes.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

John Edwards is bored and lonely. Quit picking on him, rednecks! Let him drink his macchiato and have a quiet, nude stroll in the woods in peace.

sox (#652)

Christ, that wasn't big foot, that was my dad!

#TOO CLOSE TO HOME

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

I love how at the end, the cameraman is all, "Oh, is that it? Is that bigfoot over there? Oh wait no it's just a leaf. Never mind."

saythatscool (#101)

I call it "the In Search Of" Swivel Shotâ„¢. And it really only works if Leonard Nimoy is talking.

Annie K. (#3,563)

I love the first guy's accent. Pure music.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Where the hell is Lomax with his wire-recorder when you need him?!

See, THIS is what I've been talking about: TheAwl needs more of these X-Files vibe-y "Unsolved Mysteries" posts. It's like the missing ingredient to Awl World Domination (you already have the brown eyes thing going for you).

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