Mike's Says Please "Ice a Bro" with Us!
Hey there, are you a Bro! That's awesome! Are you a Bro who enjoys the game of "Icing" your other Bros? That is really great! We would like to introduce you to a totally rad beverage with which to "ice" your Bros in an exciting new way: Mike's Hard Lemonade®!
Not a wine cooler and not a mixed drink, Mike's Hard Lemonade® captures the essence of the exciting pastime of "Icing Bros" in a distinguished package. It's clean and crisp, a refreshing alternative to beer, but not so delicious that your Bros won't groan when you unexpectedly present them with a Mike's Hard Lemonade®. Even better, you can Ice your Bros with an assortment of refreshing flavors from the Mike's Hard Lemonade® family, including Pink Lemonade, Raspberry, Cranberry, Margarita, Mango, Pomegranate and Lime.
So pick up a six-pack and be one of the first to Ice your Bros in a brand new, crisp and refreshing way.
But there is more!
Got a video camera? Know somebody who does? You could win $1000 cash and your video could be viewed by literally thousands of online users. You don't have to be a pro. Just stop talking and make a movie featuring one of your Bros being iced with a refreshing Mike's®. At the end of the summer we will pick one grand prizewinner and four runners-up for the $1000 prize and other great Mike's Hard Lemonade® gear. So get Icing those Bros with Mike's® and get it on tape.
And remember, just getting Iced with Mike's Hard Lemonade® means you have already won!
Mike's Hard Lemonade® is not responsible for any Submissions which may be posted in any forum or news group and Mike's® will have the right (but not the obligation) to demand removal from any such forum or news group anything which it sees fit to remove for any reason. You must not submit or otherwise use Mike's® to participate in anything which:
(a) defames, libels or invades the privacy of any person;
(b) is obscene, pornographic, abusive or threatening;
(c) infringes on any intellectual property or other rights of any person or entity, including without limitation copyrights and trademarks;
(d) violates any law;
(e) advocates or describes any illegal activity; or
(f) advertises or solicits funds for goods or services.
We look forward to seeing your awesome clips of Icing your Bros with Mike's®!
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Abe Sauer loves brands.







You just got Mikesed!
PASS BRO THE MIKE.
WHUZZAT? DRINK UP, BRO- WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!
HERE, BRO. MAYBE SOME ICE WILL HELP CLEAR YOUR THROAT.
I propose double-fisting (i.e. icing someone with a bottle of Mike's and Smirnoff's at the same time).
We can call it "Mike & Iced"
Gosh, that's not what I thought "double-fisting" meant.
Miced
Or Micing
I can't help thinking that Zima would have been the perfect drink for the bro-ly sport of icing.
Gone too soon! *single tear*
WRONG!
http://zima.com/
Sorry, Abe. That's an old site. If you take the vintage 2007 "age test" spewing from the Zima bottle, you'll find that the new flavors are "Due in stores April 2007. Worse, or better, there's this:
"On October 20, 2008, MillerCoors LLC announced that it had discontinued production of Zima, choosing instead to focus on other "malternative" beverages."
Malternative beverages!
Oh, my fault. Looks like you can join the movement though
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/bringbackzima
I'll be in the corner with my Mojito.
Savages.
I enjoy a Salty Dog.
We don't need to know this. Leave your private life out of it, yeah?
Obviously you don't know me.
Hydro!
I Shirley Templed a bro and now he can tap dance.
I Roy-Rogersed a Bro and now he knows how to rope a calf.
I Kenny Rogersed a Bro and now he has an addiction to craps.
@Art: I Kenny Rogersed a bro and now he can't blink but he knows when to fold 'em.
@Karen: OMG Kenny Rogers ODing!
I White Russianed a bro and now he has Brezhnev eyebrows.
I Ginger Rogersed a Bro and now she's buying every M.I.A. album in sight.
He's also been de-Bro'd, apparently.
I Rodgers and Hammersteined a bro and now he lives in Oklahoma!
Isn't a Kenny Rogers some kind of fermented chicken drink? or is that a Costanza.
I Roger Lodged a bro and he set me up with the lamest girl EVER.
@scroll: I White Russian'd a bro and now he's a Dude.
@clarence: I Black Russianed a bro and now he's Samuel L. Jackson, muthafucka.
I Cuervo'd a bro and now he's gay!
I White Russianed a bro and now he's a dude.
@Goons: I Don Julio'd an hermano and now he's Cornholio.
@clarencerosario: I also apparently illiterated myself.
@Abe: What day is this?
I clarencerosariod a Bro and the comment-thread was Tainted forever, to the Last.
@clare: You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that.
I sex-on-the-beached a bro and now he won't stop texting me.
I Cape Coddered a bro and now he's married to another bro.
I Harvey Wallbanged a bro. Wow. Won't do that again.
I Rogers Arkansased a Bro and now he works for WalMart.
I Roger Clintoned a bro and now he's groping Bill's second tier interns.
I Mike Huckabeed a bro and now he's got his own show on Fox News.
I Roger Millered a Bro and now he's living the high life on pissy beer.
I Henry Millered a Bro and he bragged to me incessantly about what a great BJ he got from Anais Nin.
I Arthur Millered a bro and he killed Marilyn Monroe.
I Miller Lite'd a bro and he killed himself!
I Steve Millered a bro and he took the money and ran.
I Steve Jobs'd a bro and now he's an iBro.
I Roger Eberted a bro and now he talks through a computer.
I Bob Herberted a Bro and he told me it was a racist, classist, right-wing gesture.
I Roger Daltreyed a bro and now he's a pinball wizard.
I Dalton Trumbo'd a Bro and all the other Bros put his ass on a list.
I Timothy Daltoned a bro and he beat The Living Daylights out of me.
I Tiny Timmed a bro and he tiptoed, softly, through the tuuuuuuulips.
I Biggie Smallsed a bro and he shot Tupac.
I Roger Ramjetted a Bro and now he's having trouble sitting down.
I Roger Clemensed a bro and he 'roid raged me into a quivering pulp.
I Manhattaned a bro and he can't afford his rent anymore.
I Tila Tequila Sunrised a bro and now he tweets incoherently.
I Jersey Shored a Bro and now he's found himself in a situation.
I Mr. Rogers'd a bro and now he relaxes at home with a pair of sneakers.
I Mr. Dressup-ed a Bro and now he relaxes on a costume chest with a pair of puppets.
I Ice-T'd a Bro and now he's Ice Cubed.
Nice.
I Long Island Ice Tea'd a bro, and now he drives an Escalade.
I Jolly Ranchered a Bro, and now he drives a Neon Pink Hummer.
I Rogers Hornsby'd a bro, and now he's hitting .358.
I Bruce Hornsby'd a bro and went off on the Valley Road
I Juarezed a bro and he murdered my family.
I Kamikazed a bro and now I'm dead (but so is he!).
I Pickle Backed a bro and now he lives in Brooklyn.
I Rush Limbaughed a bro and now he takes a little oxy to dull the voices in his head.
I got Screwdrivered by a Bro, but it was in Mexico, so no one really said anything about it of course.