Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Keeping It Real In Carroll Gardens

News of a fracas at an engagement party in Brooklyn gives hope to all who worry that the city is losing its historic character: "There was a bunch of fighting and yelling, people running in and out of the restaurant and tastelessly dressed women cat fighting or threatening to cat fight. They were all behaving like unflattering stereotypes about certain Italian-Americans."

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johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Sounds to me like this validates Brooklyn's historic character.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

The, uh, "intern" that scheduled Goomara's night in accidental conflict with the ingaggio won't be able to sport that diamond horseshoe pinky-ring for much longer.

whygreenberg (#1,880)

Ahh, yes. Marco Polo. Best restaurant in my nabe to get a little mob on your pasta.

keanesian (#1,116)

I hope none of the valets were injured. Or the eggplant parmigianas.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

My Spiedini. My Spiedini! My Spiedini is so crisp on the outside and tender on the inside, but sometimes I'm scared about my Spiedini.

How did this NOT happen at 215 Cucina?

To be fair, this is far from the worst fracas I've seen spilling out of that place.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Pfft, this fracas was lethargic at best. I was hoping for a manicotti-wielding melee.

C_Webb (#855)

To those about to catfight: we salute you.

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