Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
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James Risen: Someone Stop Those Horrible Bloggers!

RISEN? I'D SAY OVERPROOFED! (THAT'S A BAKING JOKE)This sure is a handy primer in what not to do when people criticize your newspaper story. (Some people on the Internet, which is not the New York Times, were very rough on James Risen's Pentagon source-based Afghan minerals story, which got big play in the paper, even though it's been known for years.) Here's a pretty good breakdown on everything wrong with Risen saying that "bloggers are jerking off in their pajamas." (For instance: "I am wearing a suit and heels right now, asshole." Oh and also "the implication that people with criticism are making a fuss simply for the sake of making a fuss, not because of any substantive criticisms or problems with the original piece.") Also, you know, one of those "bloggers" was Rachel Maddow, who ripped Risen a new one last night on the TV, and does not "jerk off" as she is a lady type person. Risen goes on though: "The thing that amazes me is that the blogosphere thinks they can deconstruct other people's stories. Do you even know anything about me? Maybe you were still in school when I broke the NSA story, I don't know. It was back when you were in kindergarten, I think." Oh, buddy. You poor guy. I think this is a thing that everyone should just feel bad about and maybe agree to never mention maybe.

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Am I the only one who actually thought it was *Choire* in a suit and heels? Just me, then? Carry on…

nicole (#2,443)

i totally thought that when i first read it too, and didn't even think it was odd! Then thought, that's a lot of trouble to go through for working at the awl… then reread it and realized my mistake.

wiilliiaamm (#225)

Sublime, sir. Sublime.

saythatscool (#101)

But you know who is jerking off in his jammies today?

Wen Ho Lee in his Hawaiian mansion which he bought with all the NYT libel money after jackass here, called him a Chinese spy.

deepomega (#1,720)

Look, I enjoy a good pair of pajamas, but I can't say I have ever enjoyed them. Different strokes for different masturbators, I guess.

I love the phrase "pajama-clad layabouts" in the first graph of that Yahoo News story. It has a fittingly stodgy and old-timey ring to it.

"Fie on thee, pajama-clad layabout!"

Back in the old days, Rich and Important People looked down on journalists precisely because they weren't pajama-clad layabouts.

doubled277 (#2,783)

What does knowing anything about the author have to do with deconstructing his story? How about we deconstruct your story (which was good, but, yes, not front-page, breaking news as it was kind of played)?

carpetblogger (#306)

And clearly a gimme to the O admin that really, really needed to change the subject after a couple of weeks of bad news coming out of Ass-stan?

BadUncle (#153)

I prefer jerking off in STC's pajamas. And socks. Not to mention his best ties.

saythatscool (#101)

And here I always assumed that the clip-ons would chafe! Thanks for the tip!

Honest Engine (#1,661)

Awww, ease up. He's just a Pentagon flack after all…

KeithTalent (#2,014)

I AM AN OLD-TIME BIG DEAL NEWSPAPERMAN…I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

skahammer (#587)

I'm going the other way on this. Risen's done some work that will last (State of War), and I submit that he's allowed to be just as personally cranky toward tenuous, unnamed anatagonists as he likes. Basically, he's in the David Simon category. Which is also populated by (among others) Neil Young, Phyllis Diller, and Scorsese.

He gets dropped from that category because he later called the interviewer back and apologized. You have to own your deserved personal crankiness, man.

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