Listen up, Koreans: This is what we're really saying around you. Stuff like: Hey gramps? Your skin is sick. Just don't think we're saying you're "ill." Also, this video contains a really magical exegesis of the word "fuck." I would learn English from this man!
Monday, June 14, 2010
22
Learn English? I would follow this man into battle. Also, I'm curious as to why pregnant women should not listen to this lesson.
i don't understand why little children shouldn't listen. i figure if they're old enough to smoke they should be able to vote and say whatever they damn well please.
What the fucking.
Correction: What the fuking?
Son of a beach!
Or if a lady, just beach!
Or as a cab driver I heard in DC said, "Son of the bitch."
Sometimes, specificity is required.
I wonder what this man dreams about
Large Nordic women with no teeth who fetishize short men in flat caps.
That, or that one dream where you can fly all of a sudden but your legs can't run.
That's fucking pickled!
The weather was, in fact, pickled today.
When I say superbad, that means pickled.
my liver needs pickled, i'll verify that.
Hire this man.
This is jolla pickled yo.
He apparently doesn't know that in a tie with Americans, America wins!
Only if you're talking about the War of 1812.
"number one, two."
This is a great video; informative and excellent instruction.
"This is the first time i've used these swears, ever since I was born." RIIIIIIGHT.
And this is how you insult people in English. It's science!
A good kick in the shins will cross oceans.