Monday, June 14th, 2010

How To Swear In English

Listen up, Koreans: This is what we're really saying around you. Stuff like: Hey gramps? Your skin is sick. Just don't think we're saying you're "ill." Also, this video contains a really magical exegesis of the word "fuck." I would learn English from this man!

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saythatscool (#101)

Learn English? I would follow this man into battle. Also, I'm curious as to why pregnant women should not listen to this lesson.

roboloki (#1,724)

i don't understand why little children shouldn't listen. i figure if they're old enough to smoke they should be able to vote and say whatever they damn well please.

What the fucking.

saythatscool (#101)

Correction: What the fuking?

Son of a beach!

saythatscool (#101)

Or if a lady, just beach!

Smitros (#5,315)

Or as a cab driver I heard in DC said, "Son of the bitch."

lurkystars (#3,581)

Sometimes, specificity is required.

SourCapote (#4,872)

I wonder what this man dreams about

saythatscool (#101)

Large Nordic women with no teeth who fetishize short men in flat caps.

That, or that one dream where you can fly all of a sudden but your legs can't run.

That's fucking pickled!

Br. Seamus (#217)

The weather was, in fact, pickled today.

Multiphasic (#411)

When I say superbad, that means pickled.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

my liver needs pickled, i'll verify that.

Wrapitup (#975)

Hire this man.

Kate Croy (#973)

This is jolla pickled yo.

He apparently doesn't know that in a tie with Americans, America wins!

Smitros (#5,315)

Only if you're talking about the War of 1812.

Ribs (#2,690)

"number one, two."
This is a great video; informative and excellent instruction.

Ribs (#2,690)

"This is the first time i've used these swears, ever since I was born." RIIIIIIGHT.

And this is how you insult people in English. It's science!

HiredGoons (#603)

A good kick in the shins will cross oceans.

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