Friday, June 11th, 2010

George W. Bush Made A Video For You

New Facebook member George W. Bush posted his first video to his page yesterday. The audio on this rip makes it sound like he's got a bad case of cottonmouth, but he has definitely jacked up his Texas accent in the year and a half since he's been gone. I can't quite put my finger on who, but he looks like someone famous, right? I'm thinking country singer or older actor who does "character" roles. It's puzzling. Anyway, reviews thus far are mixed, ranging from "Ohh how I miss you in the White house…. GOD HELP THE USA!!!!" to "You are a pathetic sick old man and soon you will sicken and die. This is the only consolation you can offer but indulge yourself if you will. Everyones entitled to make a video. You and your kind are the most loathesome ,the ugliest and the most degrading human beings in the history of human consciousness and there is nothing for you to be proud of. I am glad to have the oppertunity to personally express my most profound contempt to you ,your family , and your former colleagues." That second one is kind of harsh, but it's still better than the critical reaction to the new A-Team movie.

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Chris Cooper a la John Sayles's "Lone Star"?

Dave Bry (#422)

He looks like James Brolin.

Also, he must be smoking loads of pot these days, because he seemed to have cotton mouth another time recently, too. Maybe in that clip from Haiti,
when he wiped his hand on Clinton's shirt?

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Dallas Country-Club life is surely a ring of hell.

Bittersweet (#765)

Leave out the "Country-Club life" portion of that sentence and it's still true.

Matt (#26)

"No more shall I be loyal to my sorrowful country." – Gee Dubs.

deepomega (#1,720)

Say what you will, but he has the mouth movements of a toothless man trying to hide this fact about himself.

KarenUhOh (#19)

I would buy fried chicken from that man.

deepomega (#1,720)

I would fry that man like chicken.

I would have a beer with that chicken.

Grant G Brown (#3,366)

What's the agenda here? Everyone knows GWB doesn't use a computer and has no need for fb. "OMG, KARL, that's so LOL!" And he's not like Clinton with post-president humanitarian stuff. See Bush make any foray into the public eye makes me uneasy.

…"We are all dumber for having watched that video. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."

faustbanana (#653)

Is this a green screen? I ask not only because the fore- and backgrounds look oddly different, but because he's got so many learnin' books behind him.

Juan Anon (#1,175)

How many presidents can James Brolin look like?

Atencio (#399)

Was a real library not available? Why the terrible greenscreen?

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