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Eliot Spitzer and Dim Bulb To Have Terrible Nightly CNN Show
Starting in September, love guv Eliot Spitzer is now your TV chitchat host on the CNN at 8 p.m. every night (that hour when you don't watch TV). He's been partnered with a lady. That lady is Kathleen Parker. She is not bright, basically, though she has a Pulitzer, just like Jennifer Jason Leigh did in the Hudsucker Proxy. CAREER WOMEN, what can you do, etc. I have already canceled this CNN show in my mind.
I mean, don't get me wrong. He's no prize.
Silda thinks he's a prize. A hot sexy prize for which she feels unworthy:
"The wife is supposed to take care of the sex. This is my failing," Silda Wall is quoted as saying, in reference to her husband's hooker habit. "I wasn't adequate."
@Books: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? She actually said that? Please don't make my blood boil this early.
Dupree did things Silda would never do.
Like have sex in exchange for money.
@scrolly: That is a direct quote attributed to her.
It is in the wedding vows, taking care of the sex, you know. Kind of like taking care of the house makes you a housewife, taking care of the sex makes you a sexwife.
@Bookish If I remember correctly, same gossip pages that reported that quote also reported Eliot saying that Silda knew.
I'm reeling.
i am a neanderthal (old school "th", none of that new age neanderTall bullshit for me) and this makes me retch.
Roboloki, just find you a wife to sex your sex and you will feel much better.
My fish need a lot of attention
He's oily, but smart — particularly about Wall Street. Kathleen Parker, though? Lightweight (Averted Gaze). Way out of her depth on any panel of pundits. And that Pulitzer? Affirmative action for conservatives.
It has to be a "thoughtful roundtable" because Spitzer and Parker in an actual adversarial debate would be akin to the sandblasting of a saltine.
HARDBALLIN'.
heh
SPITZER AND SWALLOWS
Will it be a call-in show? 'Cause saythatscool and I are gonna prank the crap out of it!
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Do you have Prince Albert in a can…in black socks?
Get off the phone Booksy, your refigerator's running.
The Prince Albert in a can aka "A trip to Greece" usually cost Eliot an extra two hundred.
*refrigerator*
He only likes sportif brunettes, which is the opposite of little ol' moi, so I cannot confirm that, STC.
He likes silicone, apparently, Books so he won't like you.
I am made of felt, glue and a man's forearm. I wonder if Eliot would be into me?
Put on your chimp suit, whisper "fat Armenian" and he's alllllll yours.
The fight for the title of "Most Odious Washington Post Columnist" is competitive, but you wouldn't lose money betting on Kathleen Parker. What a farce.
You know. For kids.
Sure sure.
@BadU: THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Featuring Special Guest Panelists Mark Fremgen, Howie Mandel & Guy Fieri!!
I can hear Christiane Amanpour giggling.
JJL ruined that movie for me just by pronouncing it Pewlitzer. Or maybe it was the art direction?
wouldn't put it past the coens
You bite your tongue! Jennifer Jason Leigh in Hudsucker (and Fast Times) is sacred!
JJL in Fast Times and Anniversary Party is ok, I guess; who is sacred in those films is Phoebe Cates.
Remember that joke in "America: The Book" where MSNBC had a show called "FUCK YOU with Pat Buchanan and Bill Press"?
We need that show now more than ever.
Apparently she is brighter than you because she gets, you know, a paycheck.
JCPenney respects my creativity.