A woman went into the Arche store in the East Village and tried to muscle the fancy shoe shop out of some cash the other day, only there was a catch — the woman, according to the New York Post, donned a cat mask before passing a note that she wanted money and had a gun to the poor shop clerk who got called into work that day. "She got her paws on $86 in cash and scampered off," the Post noted, which ha ha ha. Her "Wanted" poster is after the jump!
How this has not become 10,000 LOLcrime images, I do not know.
(Apparently she has also donned a burqa and robbed a Body Shop in Jackson Heights? Although I am not sure how the connection between the lady above and the burqa'd burglar has been solidified, to be honest. Is the Post's "source" actually the woman herself, who's hoping to drum up some publicity? Because honestly, in this age, if you're using a cat mask as a disguise for your criminality, you probably want someone on the Internet to notice.)
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Her wanted poster is almost as good as the Alabama Leprechaun's.
http://blogs.ballyfermot.ie/darrens/files/2009/01/leprechauned.jpg
for context
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
The lopsided afro tells me that this cougar sleeps on her right side hadn't showered yet. That should narrow things down some.
Ha, I was actually wondering if that was a beret.
It's asymmetrical, Captain. It's what all the cougar thieves are wearing these days.
I was thinking a poorly placed wig.
Based on the chin acreage I say haul in Rumer Willis for questioning, stat.
It's Karen O. Maybe the article failed to mention the burglar was also wearing a lime green unitard?
I can haz awl ur unmarked billz an no dyez pak?
I can has cheezburglars?
You can haz pazword?
internet commenter is commenting.
I feel like this post is just trolling for a comment and...OH LOOK DAMMIT I ALREADY DID IT.
I'd flash the claws, "gimme all your meow mix" and then I'd raise my hind-end and give the place a good hose-down on the way out.
so she's done cat woman and i dream of jeannie. i hope she does wonder woman for her encore.
LOL...well, more of an unmanly giggle when I got the joke.
Wasn't Kari Ferrell finally canned by ANIMAL, or is that wishful thinking?
I know Michelle Pfeiffer hasn't had a hit in awhile, but let's not jump to conclusions.