Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
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And then there's this: "A bolt of lightning struck the ship capturing oil from the blown-out BP well in the Gulf of Mexico on Tuesday, igniting a fire that halted containment efforts in another setback for the embattled company in its nearly two-month struggle to stop the spill, the company said." BP expects to resume operations later this afternoon, unless it is confronted by boils, locusts, lice and darkness, which it almost certainly will be.

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Mount_Prion (#290)

Floating Touchdown Jesus was never really a safe idea to begin with.

BadUncle (#153)

damn, you are fast.

saythatscool (#101)

Seconded.

Luckily Kevin Costner is presently working on a device that can separate tragedies of Biblical proportions from Obama's embattled Presidency.

mjfrombuffalo (#2,561)

Frogs. You forgot frogs. And isn't there also supposed to be pestilence, or am I confusing plagues with horsemen?

mjfrombuffalo (#2,561)

Oh, but there won't be any problems with keeping the menorah lights lit. Granted that's months from now, but good to know there's a light at the end of the tunnel, no?

Alex Balk (#4)

The frogs will be too covered in oil to be effective.

saythatscool (#101)

Zeus is angry.

Let's put on some togas and sacrifice scrolly to the Minotaur.

brent_cox (#40)

Same thing happened to my homework.

A.R. Chrisman (#2,964)

God hates Knifecrime Island more than Ohio.

minerva23 (#4,497)

It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.

HiredGoons (#603)

As a firstborn son I am very uncomfortable with this.

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