I just gave the go ahead to Corrections Director to proceed with Gardner's execution. May God grant him the mercy he denied his victims.
Mark Shurtleff
MarkShurtleff
Well, Jesus HMS Christ hanging on the cross, this really beats all.
Friday, June 18, 2010
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Well, Jesus HMS Christ hanging on the cross, this really beats all.
A List of One Thing For Which Twitter Isn't Great
Well, Jesus HMS Christ hanging on the cross, this really beats all.
HE TWATTED IT?1?!
If you read further down on his Twatter, he also queefed from some lady's funeral the other day.
It's like Chuckles the Clown's funeral debacle!
Wait 'til you see his LOLCATS contributions.
God wants us to only use twattzler to tell the world about a good dump you just took or sexy tranny hook-ups.
IT'S IN THE BIBLE.
ha!
let's all try not to shurtleff in our collective pants.
"Last tweet?"
I suppose he could've live twitted it with hashtags and all, but JESUS FUCK.
Now, pardon me while I go set up the ustream for my gynaecological exam.
According to his next tweet, he's also now the Mayor of Utah's firing range @foursquare
I nominate this comment for mayor of this post.
RT @A.R.Chrisman I nominate this comment for mayor of this post.
I assume he's shopping around his Twitter feed as a book deal. Working title "#FAIL: Tweets From Death Row".
His previous two tweets:
The guy who served Gardner his last meal and I yukked it up: It was Texas chili!
I patted the guy on the back who pinned the target on Gardner's chest.
Then he hacked Gardner's Facebook page and changed his status to dead (just for a laugh).
I guess that double double was not for nought.
State of Utah: 1 New York Times: 0
Thanks to twitter, it's now so easy and convenient to keep everyone up to date on our schedule for executions. Before, we had to write press releases and stuff. That was hard! But twitter makes it easy!
DOA LOL.
As a grizzled veteran of the internet, I'm surprised no one recorded the execution on their phone and uploaded it to YouTube.
http://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/2009/05/13/an-execution-at-sing-sing/
Revenge is a dish best served 101101000111110101
Gardner's last words were reported to be "I can haz pardon? Eksecushun iz not so gret aktuly."
They had to actually postpone the execution because Shurtleff kept getting the Fail Whale.
Leave no deed to God that which thou can do thyself.
I'm glad Touchdown Jesus wasn't alive to see this.