Friday, May 21st, 2010
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Web Magazine Considers: Is Incest Bad?

"There are certainly good reasons to discourage incest."
-That's Salon, just really bringing it home in the "What Is The Deal With Gay Twins Having Sex With Each Other On Camera" Department. If you can get past the teaser-"Twincest… What is it?" Um, um, lemme guess, is it… twins having incest?-then many pleasures/horrors await you.

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oudemia (#177)

I once got spam that said CONSANGUINITY IS NOTHING! FUCKING IS EVERYTHING!

deepomega (#1,720)

Something which can only be shouted from the top of a clock tower with a bullhorn in your hand a scoped rifle under your arm.

saythatscool (#101)

@deep: Is there anything that doesn't sound better when shouted from a clock tower with a bullhorn and a rifle under your arm?

Think about it, deep.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

I was also struck by the line that noted Czech porn twinks' "unfortunate penchant for feathered hair" in a story about their unfortunate penchant for sex with their brothers.

You've got to learn to pick your battles.

ow that hurt (#3,919)

No, they have a point. If I were to sit down and watch it, I probably couldn't get past the hair, either.

zidaane (#373)

What are the reasons exactly? It's not like they're going to have an inbred.

One day, I want to get paid for writing an article in which I say "(NSFW, as are all the links in this story)"

HiredGoons (#603)

great minds…

riggssm (#760)

This takes Kierkegaard to the extreme ("Don't forget to love yourself …")

KarenUhOh (#19)

This is the one where Narcissus falls off the diving board into the deep end of the tub.

Charlie (#4,250)

please tag "portmanteau"

HiredGoons (#603)

"(NSFW, like all links in this story)"

BW'AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

philomene (#355)

I once met a turkish guy who claimed to have blown his brother who was also gay. It was really too much for me. Not quite twincest, but still extremely weird. He said he was totally in love with his brother and had seduced him.

La Cieca (#1,110)

Same thing happened to me, a Turkish guy telling this story. Which suggests either brother-blowing is thing in Turkey, or else Turks just like to talk dirty.

Eric Stoltz (#3,430)

Oh, those Turks. If this story was told to you late one night by a young stranger on Istiklal Street, I hope you did not accept his offer to buy you a drink.

untitled HD (#4,555)

I hate meeting the family!

I feel that Doublemint is really missing out on a product placement opportunity here.

Brad Nelson (#2,115)

"Twincest… What is it?"

Schooly D's long-awaited follow-up to "P.S.K. What Does it Mean?"

Brad Nelson (#2,115)

Schoolly* Schoolly. Christ. This is like how I always spell "Adderley" wrong.

Grant G Brown (#3,366)

Strike one!

ow that hurt (#3,919)

This is really gonna limit the plot lines for their next few movies.

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