Today In "Almost-Plausible Ways To Explain One's Hiring Of An Escort"
How did Baptist minister and founding member of the Family Research Council George A. Rekers wind up taking a 10-day trip to Europe with a young man who he found on the escort site Rentboy.com? His explanation: "I had surgery and I can't lift luggage. That's why I hired him." It almost can make sense, right? You need someone who's "up for anything" to handle your luggage on a temporary basis, but you're a light packer, so visiting rentman.com might result in you just getting too much bag-toting male for too much money! (The "perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut)" that might crop up during your search is just a bonus.) I just wonder if Rekers and his bagboy read his works, which include Growing Up Straight: What Families Should Know about Homosexuality and Shaping Your Child's Sexual Identity, on the Transatlantic trip, because those flights can be super-long if you don't have a good book to dive into.
Out: Toss your salad.
In: Lift your luggage.
He was converting the guy to straight, one step at a time.
In fact, according to his response to Joe at JoeMyGod, he was indeed attempting to 'help' him, by: "sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse" (but remember, kiddies, oral sex isn't true intercourse!). And, really, if I was looking for a Gay to cure, I'd be pretty much guaranteed of finding one at a gay escort site, obvs!
Good old Rekers, curing the Gays, one perfectly-built eight-inch uncut penis at a time.
how shocking.
In all fairness, he apparently does have a ton of baggage.
"I had surgery and can't get anything up without a young boy."
This ALOMOST makes it sound like he went to Europe to have surgery. Now THAT would do him in with Republicans.
They always get caught in the airports.
He's on the board of the junk-science, cure-the-gays group NARTH, the National Association for the Research and Therapy of Homosexuality. Apparently he's only in charge of the research part… http://www.narth.com
That would explain his interest in junk.
Outstanding.
I know. This pleases me very much. It pleases me so much I almost would have paid to read the article. I would have paid for pleasure of this magnitude.
In all fairness, he googled "healthy young sherpa strong back" and Rentboy.com was the only site that came up.
He might need a strong lad to help him out if things in thug-infested Europe ever actually came to blows.