Should you care, you can watch the results of The Race To Run Knifecrime Island right here. We'll discuss it tomorrow! Bottoms (and knives) up!
Should you care, you can watch the results of The Race To Run Knifecrime Island right here. We'll discuss it tomorrow! Bottoms (and knives) up!
Got yer hung parliament right here, mate. Come take yer glassie like a man.
The French did hung parliament better.
The BBC is predicting it'll be a 'hung parliament.'
I would've thought better of the BBC than to entertain such lewd gossip.
Why bother discussing it tomorrow? You're obviously so ignorant of what is actually going on, and bigoted towards that entire country. Unless you say something actually funny (which given your previous posts, signs point to no) there is no point.
The only point here is on the sharp end of a shimmering knife.
I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
@heinous: somebody really enjoyed that Machete trailer yesterday, hm?
Haven't seen it yet, actually. That is a quote from one of my favorite movies, though :)
What are you on about? He's giving you a full sixteen hours to procure a sense of humour!
I think LondonLee will have something interesting to say. 'dontbother'
"Down on the Thames, a very glamorous Joan Collins tells our own Andrew Neil she's a big fan of Mr Cameron and thinks he's "for the family" which is very important to her." - news you can use!
But next up, The Race To Run From Knifecrime Island.
All right, who let the English vote?
If they didn't let the English vote, Gordon Brown would have won in a landslide.
The English are disenfranchised compared to the rest of the country. There is devolution in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland but not in England. This means that the Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish get to decide much of what happens to them. They also get to send candidates to Westminster, which decides what happens to England. Much more money is spent per capita on health care, education, etc. in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland than in England.
If it were up to the English, the Conservatives would be in with a landslide. Make of that what you will.
(And I think the Knifecrime Island jokes are hysterical. Keep them up!)
That's kind of what I meant. Not the West Lothian Question stuff but the Tory-ness of England.
Scotland swung TOO Labour, FFS. God bless their clogg-ed, shriveled, Presbyterian hearts!
Imagine a situation where you have universal health care, but people from red states get the good cancer drugs and people from blue states get jack shit.
People from England pay more taxes and get worse health care and education than people in Scotland and Wales. From the Labour government that has been in power for the past 13 years.
The West Lothian Question stuff explains why England goes Tory. (And I'm not English, I just live here).