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Look, I love babies and I love smoking. But the intersection of the two just makes me sad. There's video at the link, but unless you really hate children or really love the exploitation of poverty, you're not going to enjoy it.
The rest of this is exasperating, so I'll just say that there's no way he's only two years old.
But what about Muhammed the fishmonger? He seemed pretty positive about this!
At least he's not riding a motorcycle?
That's only because they can't find a helmet that would fit.
I still bet I could drink him under the table.
Awww, maybe he can go join the Htoo twins?
Luther and Johnny would so kick his ass, though he is the size of an eight year old.
Thank you. I didn't feel like enough of an underachiever already.
the cigarette makes him look quite sophisticated
He really wields that thing like a little Dom DeLuise, doesn't he.
And popular!
I concur with Sun reader/commenter dercon: "another stastic to add to planet brainless."
Also on the most-read list: "Baby gets 40% burns on Brighton beach," which ruins both sunshine AND "attractive blonde daytripper" Eastern European moms, as far as I'm concerned.
I just read that! I like that they blamed it on the fact that the mother's Slavic, apparently.
Instead of the Met who will ensure there are no child protection issues Can't they just say they are investigating possible child abuse charges? It really reads as : Let's just make sure we don't have to get into any annoying paperwork legal mumbo jumbo here!
Oh boo… italics..
I thought he was going to hold the cigarette in his toes :(
The pic of the baby with the gun in hand and a ciggy clenched in his lips was sad. But also hilarious.
You'd think he'd be skinnier for being a chain smoker, no?
It's all the liquor.
They didn't mention the diet of 3 5-Gallon Bucketfuls of Mie Goreng a day.
That's not a very nice way to talk about Balk.
(Maeve and Goons)
That kid is 1000 times more charming than Brody Jenner.